Men are better at whipping the egg to make omelette because they jerk off

1  2019-12-29 by HardIsLife

Us women just donโ€™t have that level of agility when whipping the eggs. I always ask men to do it to get the fluffiest omelettes.

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You absolute numbskull, you bumbling idiot, none of the constant dribble that has came out of the word spewer you call a mouth has made any sense in the slightest. I hate you and everything you stand for, you fucking devolved orangutan wasting everyones time. Instead of constantly spewing nonsense, pick up a book and learn something, you IDIOT. I have never met someone that's as much as an absolute CRETIN as you. You are a childish and idiotic excuse for a human, you absolute fucking idiotic, brainless, believes everything people tell you, BUFFOON.

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iโ€™d rather listen to a nail filer on a chalkboard than hear your omelette JOI

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Lol is this what she has been trying to do? I have seen her bust this one out a few times with no success. Helluva programmer she must be.

She probably just wrangles CSS and calls herself a programmer.

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eggs are generally shit unless a background component of a food

Omelettes are gross. Over-easy and poached-runny are the only way to eat eggs. I hate a big slab of cooked yolks. Quiche is awful as well.

Fem*les are better at doodling because they diddle their daddler ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ

Yep, I can confirm it.

I can do better than an omelette with your eggs. You wan to give it a try?

Never forget, 90% of the eggs are gone at age 30!

Good point. And timely reminder.

Actually I'm much better at beating eggs because I'm used to handling my basement sex slaves.