Men are better at whipping the egg to make omelette because they jerk off
1 2019-12-29 by HardIsLife
Us women just donโt have that level of agility when whipping the eggs. I always ask men to do it to get the fluffiest omelettes.
1 2019-12-29 by HardIsLife
Us women just donโt have that level of agility when whipping the eggs. I always ask men to do it to get the fluffiest omelettes.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-29
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1 MySQ_uirre_L 2019-12-29
iโd rather listen to a nail filer on a chalkboard than hear your omelette JOI
1 HardIsLife 2019-12-29
C O P E O P P O E P O C
1 tejanx 2019-12-29
Itโll format properly if you put spaces between the lines
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-29
Lol is this what she has been trying to do? I have seen her bust this one out a few times with no success. Helluva programmer she must be.
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-12-29
She probably just wrangles CSS and calls herself a programmer.
1 HardIsLife 2019-12-29
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1 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-12-29
eggs are generally shit unless a background component of a food
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-29
Omelettes are gross. Over-easy and poached-runny are the only way to eat eggs. I hate a big slab of cooked yolks. Quiche is awful as well.
1 SQL_INVICTUS 2019-12-29
Fem*les are better at doodling because they diddle their daddler ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐พ
1 UUUU__UUUU 2019-12-29
Yep, I can confirm it.
1 UUUU__UUUU 2019-12-29
I can do better than an omelette with your eggs. You wan to give it a try?
1 SchnupfStaffel 2019-12-29
Never forget, 90% of the eggs are gone at age 30!
1 UUUU__UUUU 2019-12-29
Good point. And timely reminder.
1 SchnupfStaffel 2019-12-29
Actually I'm much better at beating eggs because I'm used to handling my basement sex slaves.