Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
I just think it's great that you're having a hand at film making and don't let what Harvey Weinstein did pull you down okay sweatie, really proud of you grrrrl.
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2 MySQ_uirre_L 2019-12-29
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-29
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2019-12-29
She is less funnier than HIL. Think about that
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1 bdmabeats 2019-12-29
Bitch sure, I'll swing my dick into your pussy.
1 blahPerson 2019-12-29
I just think it's great that you're having a hand at film making and don't let what Harvey Weinstein did pull you down okay sweatie, really proud of you grrrrl.