RISE UP

1  2019-12-30 by spooky-stirnerite

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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  1. RISE UP - archive.org, archive.today

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ya'll ever look forward to your 30th birthday?

Ya'll ever look forward to your midlife crisis?

I want my magic powers yes

Have sex

When I'll lift object with my mind you'll be jealous bro

Wizards aren't psychic, retard. They lift things with magic, not their mind.

nice meme

Why is the clown paint smiling but his face is frowning hmmmmmm

this is how society truly works.... we put on the happy face but inside were sad........

Dilate.

Ok incel

40%

Only an incel would use statistics in an argument

40 per fucking cent. Lmao.

ok incel

Haha aight

Only an incel would use slang

I mean like You're not wrong. I dont have as much sex as Id like to but I dont hold that against myself. Im just here fucking around.. Sorry if something I said offended you? Maybe dont be so sensitive

Only an incel would try and justify their actions on /r/DeuxRAMA

Lol. So what are you trying to get at? Whats your overall point here? Im all ears

that you're an incel

I dont disagree with you. Ive already openly admitted that Im an incel. However Im not an angry misogynist. I dont blame anyone for not sleeping with me. Im not reddits definition of an "incel". Aka Im not a mysognist. Women make the world go round. Theyre amazing.

But you, your sitting here defending some backasswards woke logic that in reality makes just about 0% percent sense. If Im an incel for making a joke about trannies, lmfao so be it.

incels and trussy can agree on one thing: rope statistics

I think they ROSE UP to about 41%

I’m concerned that most of them aren’t successful - how can we help them ensure their dreams aren’t memes?

Of law enforcement families report experiencing domestic violence

Dilate.

chop chop

How about posting how many angry incel white guys succumb to BBC porn and then hate themselves for being smaller to the point they feel that we are "cheating" by being smoother, smarter, and better?

That's a statistic I'd like to know seeing all these older guys going to the back of the Porno shop asking me to come suck them off just because I dress fly. Lmao.

Tfw the largest functioning penis on record belongs to a white man, Jonah Falcon

This might be a cringe comment bro

You're only saying that because I'm Jewish bro. Do you understand what my people have gone through?

Yes, being able to get credit lines when many of us bigger dicks were slaves, now facing a flip phone community upset that their benefits can't keep up with rising property taxes, and taking deals with Hasidic schools being established out of our cities which offer free education for a year if you move.

All of your real estate are belong to us.

Don't worry, soon your people will be bred out of existence, and that will solve all of this.

Wrings hands

Sorry, I didn't know you were Jewish. Had I known I would have surely not said something so offensive!

Largest DOCUMENTED.

I've seen Falcon and I've also been the warm up guy in a three way with niggas who have cocks the size of a goddamn baseball bat.

You white cucks can't handle truth. On average, no woman will meet Falcon. They'll meet all of us being bigger by birth.

Here's the kicker: being bigger is a curse. Imagine making a woman cum and when she's tired, you can't even stroke the way you want because you're choking her uterus out and she's in pain.

BBC problems.

Uh huh

I currently have two Hasidic Jewish women offering my wife and I $35,000 for my DNA.

One has a husband who gave her two children with autism and died from a hereditary disease. The other wants to avoid that future.

I can make $70k tonight piping without a rubber, you're on Reddit upset that you're obsolete.

Yes, race mix, this is good

Wrings hands

^ This guy has taken a lot of huge dick

No, I have taken a lot of women fingering my ass.

I think we're seeing two different things.

Wait, am I only not racist because I don't have a small dick?

Yes.

When you can satisfy women, you realize they only wanted to be happy, not fucked by big dick.

Having a man who can hit their G Spot without them riding him is only a bonus to women.

^ small dick bindi

I’m glad I’m not any bigger any time I want to fuck hard all I hear is “owwwww”

just die

I tried multiple times but God decided my cock was too valuable.

The /r/gamersriseup thread for this post has an incredible amount of drama and infighting. On mobile so can’t link, but it’s easy to find

this may be the best drama i’ve seen this week

excellent reading thank you

Are you retarded? On mobile click “share”, “copy link”, then go under your sink and make yourself a cocktail.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Ah yes, I was wondering when you'd show up! My comrade here has made a hobby of following me around on my posts and being mean to me. It's satire of course but still fun nonetheless!

Lick my butthole

You are inferior to TEENAGE BASED-MAN!

Eat shit, braindead retard

NOT BASED

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I am BASED.

You are GAY.

What a pathetic loser.

Grow up, kid. You sound like a fuckboy retard

^ homosexual

^ pathetic child

BASED.