How to get laid as a socially anxious, white guy in China

1  2020-01-01 by OjisanYamero

I created this handy guide for fellow white guys who like Asian girls

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  1. Be white (very important).

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  1. Have a Western sounding name but nothing too Jewishy or Arab or anything

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  1. Maybe don't be fat, just to be safe

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  1. Have blue eyes if possible (Asian girls love blue eyes)

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  1. Know some basic Chinese, or at least how to use a translate app

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  1. Install WeChat, it's like a mixture of WhatsApp and Facebook

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  1. Go to a Chinese city (smaller ones might actually be better because less Westerners, so less competition)

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  1. Use the WeChat lookaround feature to find attractive Chinese girls around you, chat with them and get dates
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1  SnapshillBot 2020-01-01

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1  genderisfluid 2020-01-01

How about sticking to your own women, and let the Chinese have theirs?

1  OjisanYamero 2020-01-01

Lol, found the Chinese boy

1  genderisfluid 2020-01-01

I’m whiter than you.

1  OjisanYamero 2020-01-01

Jewish isn't white

1  genderisfluid 2020-01-01

I’m Swedish, blond hair blue eyes.

1  OjisanYamero 2020-01-01

What was that you're 中国人？and you're 5'1 with black hair and squint black eyes?

1  QuadNarca 2020-01-01

Yamete, when will the feds finally catch you?

1  OjisanYamero 2020-01-01

didn't realise they made it illegal to like petite Asian women

1  make_them_rage 2020-01-01

Just be white

1  JeanPeuplu 2020-01-01

I see that you kept yourself safe enough to still be with us in 2020 Yamete.