Le reddit in "Sucking a dick ain't gay", round 374

1  2020-01-07 by IncEptionStein

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Sucking your girlfriends boyfriends dick has been woke since at least 2013

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It’s askmen. Ffs they can’t even get a woman yet. In ten years time, if they’re really lucky, they might touch it!

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

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Dick getting sucked by twink = Not gay

Sucking a dick = Gay

that op really wants to blow a guy lol

Why is this even a question? Or why is the answer to this question not simply "no"?

Gf: "Hey, I wanna have sex with another man. Is this cool?"

Me: "No."

Gf: "And what if you can suck his dick, too?"

Me: "Oh, in this case I have to consult the kind strangers of reddit to determine what they would do if... Ha! Just kidding! Still fucking NO!"