So last Christmas I was at the city center checking out the Christmas market

The place was packed af. There were cops in swat gear everywhere.

I was walking around for an hour so I got a little hungry.

The food at the Christmas market is expensive af.

Good thing I brought with me a snack.

As I was eating my snack I heard a scream

ALLAHU AKHBAR

But there was no boom.

The terrorist stopped and was staring at me.

Then he said "هذا الزنجي يأكل الفول"

And because he was distracted, the cops were able to arrest him.