I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
i had this ned flanders ass christian sergeant in my office, when he left he told me he was moving to maine because it was so white. pretty sure their last governer was some redneck that went around making up pro-confederate lies too. don't know what these people expect
This is the post that got me a 3 day ban in the original thread:
"Imagine being a person whose desire to control others extends so far that others may not have their own thoughts and opinions when you're not present.
You have a lot more problems then just hair removal."
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-09
Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.
I feel like society is ready.
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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1 SerbianDiplomacy 2020-01-09
i had this ned flanders ass christian sergeant in my office, when he left he told me he was moving to maine because it was so white. pretty sure their last governer was some redneck that went around making up pro-confederate lies too. don't know what these people expect
1 IncEptionStein 2020-01-09
The last time an urban youth came to Maine, three girls died of a heroin overdose.
1 Eric_Style 2020-01-09
Hahaha that's a classic
1 Eric_Style 2020-01-09
Paul Lepage is his name and he's still the governor. I don't know if confederacy is his thing, but he sure's got it out for Nigerians.
1 Chapose 2020-01-09
Why does he even care if they are misgendering him after he leaves
1 habibi_1993 2020-01-09
the most important thing about being trans is that everyone plays along 100% of the time
1 UnalignedRando 2020-01-09
Also how would he even know?
1 Shadows1455 2020-01-09
He's so insufferable
1 alphetaboss 2020-01-09
I genuinely hate the phrase my dude. It's so insufferable and immediately makes want to put a foot up their ass Red Foreman style.
1 MaineCoal 2020-01-09
This is the post that got me a 3 day ban in the original thread:
"Imagine being a person whose desire to control others extends so far that others may not have their own thoughts and opinions when you're not present.
You have a lot more problems then just hair removal."
1 Eric_Style 2020-01-09
Lol what a cunty thing to say. No wonder you got banned