/r/datingoverthirty hits bottom when an actual wizard shows up (to distract from the usual cat ladies)

1  2020-01-10 by UnalignedRando

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What I never understood about incels is how they can lie to themselves, and they can lie to each other online, but for some reason they can’t lie to w*men

they try to say the words, but only spaghetti comes out

He should wait until he’s 40. He’s managed all this time. Losing it at 37 seems lame and it’s a shit number.

Whether he loses it or go on a murder spree followed by suicide, by this point it makes sense to wait for an even 40. Though I think he's in turmoil now about it because of 2020 being a big landmark.

Didn’t think about that “2020”!

Everyone is making "best/worst/most memorable..." retrospectives of the decade. Must suck for someone who is looking at their life going down the drain. Hope his wizards powers come in full effect soon. I imagine it's like a Hogwarts for incels, where you get contacted online once you satisfy the requirements, and then they tell you where to go to get trained (so basically ISIS).

This wouldn't have happened if Comrade Stalin was running things.

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State enforced gfs when

Fair enough snappy

He should be proud of his magical willpower.

Fending off hordes of succubi for 37 years.

Why do incels always end up killing themselves and/or women, instead of just kidnapping one? It never made any sense to me. If you believe you're entitled to women and have stopped caring about the law and morality, why jump straight to killing rather than getting laid? I would think that by age 37, a man with no family to drain his finances would be able to afford his own home with a large enough basement.

Maybe because he has moral standards higher than yours lol

Murder good, rape bad?

Yes.

What about raping still warm corpses? Seems like a radical centrist position.

That's a good compromise

Because they would have gotten laid if they had that much gumption.

Some do kidnap too...

What if we showed incels Hallmark Movies?

🤔🤔

they want to put the fear of gentlemen into the thots they leave behind

Not every takes the Rape Pill (Rohypnol)

Damn, the incel subs would LOVE this:

Let me just say that women, especially in their 30s, don't want to be simply a means to you accomplishing some sexual milestone. It's pretty obvious you just want to get laid and maybe that desperation is making you unable to strike up a real spark

This is me: https://i.imgur.com/HQBMpqP.png

I am a virgin and almost 40 yo. Unfortunately, women in their 20s are not interested in me because I am too old and women in their 30s hate it if they had to take my virginity. I guess I just have to work on my personality. Women do not like desperate men like me who just want to get laid. Thanks, kind reddit stranger, for opening my mind.

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Hey u/masterlawlz we found your future self

Meanie 🤬

Do you mean he's 36?

Future self ya dolt

I mean he can't be far from it.

I really don't get how someone can stay a virgin. This person must look like Jabba The Hut. At least Jabba the Hut worked hard to become rich then bought hookers then hired henchmen to kidnap sex slaves.

Be like Jabba.

unrealistic standards.

or really bad location.

so close to obtaining his ultimate powers too smh