They say necessity is the mother of invention so what do you do when you have been getting shmammered all night and run out of booze but you don't want the party to end? Improvise of course.
The MtF consists of 2oz 200-proof laboratory-grade ethanol, 3oz Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice that has been finely aged on the bottom shelf of the refrigerator door for 5 years, 6oz water and a packet of Raspberry Emergen-C. Pour over ice in a pint glass and shake it like a pibble mauling a toddler. You will be rewarded with an effervescent delight that is perfect for relaxing on your porch and IRL shitposting at faggot mayo golfers. The Emergen-C will kill your SuperAIDS so it's healthy too!
The MtF is pink and feminine just like a real woman but the addition of the most high-test alcohol physically possible gives it a brute strength that regular girls can't even hope to compete with.
cuck. a real man drinks kava and gets a similar effect without the BAC or supporting major corporations who will enslave ur kids in the space mining feudal world
Whatever Bill Nye, you rapist. Food grade is only 190 proof. This is anhydrous and as cheap as it gets so there is some benzyne in there as a desiccant. Add 1/16th tsp of dried crushed carolina reaper peppers and we'll get fuckin loco here
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2 Chapose 2020-01-12
Lab stuff should be bitter tho
2 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-12
It's right in that grey area where the taxes and the taste meet.
https://www.pharmco.com/herbal-extraction/ethanol-200-prf-1x1-gl-111000200c1gl?returnurl=%2fherbal-extraction%2f%3fcount%3d100
3 SmoothBeetle 2020-01-12
Do you need a permit to purchase?
2 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-12
Not for a gallon bought locally.
2 capthazelwoodsflask 2020-01-12
Add two or three kinds of rum and you've got a good tiki drink.
6 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-12
If I had some nice rum I wouldn't be drinking drain cleaner
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1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-12
They say necessity is the mother of invention so what do you do when you have been getting shmammered all night and run out of booze but you don't want the party to end? Improvise of course.
The MtF consists of 2oz 200-proof laboratory-grade ethanol, 3oz Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice that has been finely aged on the bottom shelf of the refrigerator door for 5 years, 6oz water and a packet of Raspberry Emergen-C. Pour over ice in a pint glass and shake it like a pibble mauling a toddler. You will be rewarded with an effervescent delight that is perfect for relaxing on your porch and IRL shitposting at faggot mayo golfers. The Emergen-C will kill your SuperAIDS so it's healthy too!
The MtF is pink and feminine just like a real woman but the addition of the most high-test alcohol physically possible gives it a brute strength that regular girls can't even hope to compete with.
Sláinte!
5 SerbianDiplomacy 2020-01-12
cuck. a real man drinks kava and gets a similar effect without the BAC or supporting major corporations who will enslave ur kids in the space mining feudal world
3 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-12
I didn't buy it to drink it stupid. I'm just a poor asteroid farmer making due
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-12
Is it a can of beer basically, alcohol-wise?
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-12
It's a double.
Quadrouple really. Most beverage liquor is 90 proof. So 4 x 90 is approximately 2 x 200. You do the math.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-12
Oops, yeah.
1 HardIsLife 2020-01-12
You got your balls cut off?
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-12
Wenis first. Then balls.
0 SendWhiskey 2020-01-12
In Tennessee, we use moonshine liquor in the chemistry lab, and at the bar
2 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-12
Whatever Bill Nye, you rapist. Food grade is only 190 proof. This is anhydrous and as cheap as it gets so there is some benzyne in there as a desiccant. Add 1/16th tsp of dried crushed carolina reaper peppers and we'll get fuckin loco here
2 SendWhiskey 2020-01-12
I didn't even see the Emergen-C in the back there. Lmfao. I feel like that would be killer with some gin
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-12
CostCo $10.99 for 2x100. It's a pretty legit cocktail all in all. Shake it hard and it's all sparkly
1 KaposGetOut 2020-01-12
Is it Ortho, Para or Meta Benzyne?
2 OnlyDidMethOnceYAHOO 2020-01-12
its benzene, not any aromatic alkylated isomer
1 KaposGetOut 2020-01-12
He wrote benzyne which is usually 2 benzene rings attached by a single bond.