When your wife wants to marry you as fast as possible. Damn. I must be awesome. If I were to fuck myself, would that be gay, or just masturbation? Either way, I use water based lubricants for any exotic play, not mayonnaise.

1  2020-01-13 by CasanovaNova

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3  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-13

It would be both. Congrats if recent.

3  CasanovaNova 2020-01-13

Thanks mate, we just hit our one year anniversary and going stronger than ever <3

3  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-13

Glad to hear, hope for many more.

2  CasanovaNova 2020-01-13

Blessings to you too, may life be kind :)

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2  CasanovaNova 2020-01-13

Holy shit Snappy 10/10 I fucking cackled

1  eparlaturb 2020-01-13

Why would you ever post such an ugly picture?

1  CasanovaNova 2020-01-13

I don’t know. I’m sorry you found it ugly, I’d say the same about your existence but I’m forced to be nice.

1  Chapose 2020-01-13

u/HardIsLife

1  LeEpicMemerDude69420 2020-01-13

😴😴😴

1  eye-jacked 2020-01-13

Dude you are absolutely using mayonnaise for your exotic play

1  CasanovaNova 2020-01-13

I didn’t know Kielbasa was Mayo.

Personally she only likes us mixed men now ever since she upgraded to Casanova Nova. Mayo just doesn’t have enough flavor apparently.

1  eye-jacked 2020-01-13

Kielbasa isn’t even Russian lol.

She on the other hand is a mayo

1  CasanovaNova 2020-01-13

Mayo refers to white supremacists.

She’s my White Lily ;) A blank slate which my genetics wrote on.

I’m not into white girls, my wife legit loved me more than I even ever knew and she thought I wasn’t interested in HER because I was always professional when we were working together.

See, I confessed to her that I love her and our first day hanging out in years ended in her literally kissing me goodbye.

I wasted no time kicking my ex to the curb and upgrading to a real woman.

1  eye-jacked 2020-01-13

kissing me goodbye

That Indian education did you well, mayo women are sluts after all

2  CasanovaNova 2020-01-13

I would argue you but let's look at this from a different perspective:

Every man would love the ability to just kiss who they are attracted to. "Mayo" women who could behave in such a way are no different than all the Asian, Black, Euro, and white girls I've kissed so easily.

The difference here was that we spent a day together of me pouring out my soul and she found something worth loving. My wife actually is used to having men throwing themselves at her so weirdly enough, she is actually almost a virgin mentally simply because her previous men SUCKED.

1  eye-jacked 2020-01-13

King 👑

1  Cosby_Pills_and_Gash 2020-01-13

shut up nerd

1  CasanovaNova 2020-01-13

Okay dork

0  MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-13

Cute couple

👱‍♀️💩

1  CasanovaNova 2020-01-13

So then incels have no excuse :)

1  MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-13

True

🙆‍♂️