Retard in r/publicfreakout throws away possessions to own the Red Chinee

Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grao wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voisoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona.

4 LongPostBot 2020-01-13

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1 SaltOverPlow 2020-01-13

Faggot.

1 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

I would prefer my sticks in trees thank you.

8 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

Hey hey hey OP you're a cuck5

2 SerbianDiplomacy 2020-01-13

tu sei gay?

7 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

LOOK AT ME OP I'M A TARD LIKE YOU!!! FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND CALL ME GRANDPA

3 SerbianDiplomacy 2020-01-13

니가gay야?

2 internofthegame 2020-01-13

Damn nigga u be spergin. Thanks for the drama!

7 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

Hey OP, do you ever eat your own cum?

3 SerbianDiplomacy 2020-01-13

are u gay?

2 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-01-13

It ain’t gay nigga, it’s eco friendly. https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

This recipe book is very practical, it saves on tissues and allows me to use all of my natural harvest and put it to a good use, whereas otherwise it would get wasted.

7 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

You look like a cum dumpster

7 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

I DONT FEEL SO GOOD RICK, THE MEGA SEED IS STARTING TO GROW

8 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

It burst out of my butt

1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-01-13

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

1 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

🍝 👌

5 SnapshillBot 2020-01-13

I will never be with a female who defecates. The whole reason my last girlfriend and I split was because I found out she did, in fact, poop.

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7 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

I shit down fsmales throats so that I can feel better about myself. Cucky Cucky cuck

5 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-13

yo dawg i heard you like public freakouts so i put a freakout in your freakout so you can freak out while you freakout

6 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

Yo dawg ima cuck your dad

4 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-13

his boyfriend isn’t going to like that 🥵

6 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

4 is better than 3 🌹

4 Wegwerfkontobelegt 2020-01-13

Maybe I'll post pics burning Chinese plastic to trigger the shills and armchair economists downvoting me

Poisoning yourself to own the yellow peril, highly based.

6 IncendiaNex 2020-01-13

I'll cuck your daddy too. Maybe even mummy if she's thicc