The humble startup that I joined last year as a front end developer kicked off recently and I got promoted to the big leagues as a core dev. The company gave me a corner office with a mahagony table, my own espresso machine and ah! get this: my own secretary - this super hot eastern european girl who's also a well versed programmer. This girl is beauty and brains on high heels. The way she talks about functional programming, non-relational databases and cloud infrastructure gives me a chubby every single time.

So I'm sitting here right now, coding a little bit of python, a little bit of pearl, and some of that juicy C++, while Svetlana is busy under the desk playing with my balls. And you know what the best part is? If I have any programming related queries, I don't have to go to Stackoverflow and wait for two days... no sir. I can ask Svetlana!

Did I just win the lottery or what?