I’m aiming this post at guys who are still in high school, or younger
Please leave this sub, delete your account, block the address, do whatever you need to do, to get yourself away from this sub, and any similar community.
Take a long break from anything like this, and go out and live your life, you don’t know it yet but you have such great opportunities if you are still in school, so many people (guys and girls) who are available to talk to, even become friends with. Girls are so much softer on guys in school, their standards are lower, and some will be open to speaking to you. You have the chance to be happy, please don’t throw it away before you’ve even left.
On a lighter note! Just for fun... what house would all the top candidates be in Hogwarts?
Here's where I'd put them:
Biden: Gryffindor
Warren: Ravenclaw
Sanders: Slytherin
Buttigieg: Hat gives him Hufflepuff and Gryffindor, but chooses Hufflepuff
Klobuchar: Hufflepuff
Yang: Ravenclaw
Steyer: unfortunately a wizard-born muggle.
Bloomberg: Half Gryffindor half Slytherin, like Wormtail, chooses Gryffindor.
Gabbard: Fastest Slytherin the sorting hat has ever decided.
Honorable mentions:
Kamala Harris: Gryffindor
Corey Booker: Hufflepuff
Beto O'Rourke: Hufflepuff
Julian Castro: Slytherin
Marianne Williamson: Ravenclaw, also just took up the teaching position of Divination 🔮
Hillary Clinton (because why not): Hat can't choose between Ravenclaw and Gryffindor (a true hatstall), but like Professor MacGonagall, chooses Gryffindor.
Someone actually sat down and typed this drivel out. Naturally, all the candidates that she doesn't like are Slytherins.
I believe it's because she's skeptical of the whole muh Russia thing and pragmatic about Trump (not a reeeeesist at all costs brainlet). As a result Hilary came back and insinuated that she's Russian-backed. Pretty funny when you think about it since that would mean the big bad Russians who robbed her of the presidency are so incompetent can't seem to get their new candidate to poll above 1%. There's some stuff about her being a Hindu nationalist too, but tbh I haven't followed the attacks against her that closely because she's a meme candidate.
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I’m aiming this post at guys who are still in high school, or younger
Please leave this sub, delete your account, block the address, do whatever you need to do, to get yourself away from this sub, and any similar community.
Take a long break from anything like this, and go out and live your life, you don’t know it yet but you have such great opportunities if you are still in school, so many people (guys and girls) who are available to talk to, even become friends with. Girls are so much softer on guys in school, their standards are lower, and some will be open to speaking to you. You have the chance to be happy, please don’t throw it away before you’ve even left.
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-16
Two faced four eyed bitch
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-16
Took no less than 2 months for $hillary campaigners to destroy the entire “left” 🤣
1 orangetato 2020-01-16
There's people that are unironically fans of her? How insufferable can you get?
1 slugbulb 2020-01-16
Persissssst 🐍
1 slugbulb 2020-01-16
🤮
1 AlveolarPressure 2020-01-16
Someone actually sat down and typed this drivel out. Naturally, all the candidates that she doesn't like are Slytherins.
1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-01-16
I still don't understand why people hate Hawaiian mommy so much
1 AlveolarPressure 2020-01-16
I believe it's because she's skeptical of the whole muh Russia thing and pragmatic about Trump (not a reeeeesist at all costs brainlet). As a result Hilary came back and insinuated that she's Russian-backed. Pretty funny when you think about it since that would mean the big bad Russians who robbed her of the presidency are so incompetent can't seem to get their new candidate to poll above 1%. There's some stuff about her being a Hindu nationalist too, but tbh I haven't followed the attacks against her that closely because she's a meme candidate.
1 Contemptio_De_Pravus 2020-01-16
Cucks for Cunts