Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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Dude bussy lmao

Cuck

Seeing redditors raging against ome of their own is really sad

She spends, I estimate, around 16 hours per day on her phone/the internet. I come home to crumbs and garbage from snacking wherever she has been laying all day, either the couch in the living room or her bed. 9 times out of 10 I wash the bedding and both of our laundrys, clean off the table, stove, and countertops, clean up crumbs and food spills, vacuum, and take out the trash. Most of these chores have to happen every day. Even if I'm exhausted I make time to do them because otherwise ants, flies, and roaches will come. We had two infestations requiring professional extermination over the summer. I've also seen a few mice.

actual hogs are more hygienic than ur average redditor's gf

Imagine dating a female 8 years older than you lmao

That's why we need Islam

Inshallah. Imagine dating a female 8 years old.

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I don't understand what happened

were you in a coma for 4 years

Another rancher not appreciating what he’s got. Everybody knows leansows can’t produce quality braps. This one’s on a good rate of gain. He’d be best to not interfere and let nature take its course. Another hundred pounds or so and I’d wager her braps would meet their full potential. Beefy and acrid 🥴

Imagine the smell 😍😍😍

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Good job bobby, here's a star

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Can someone explain the difference between a braphog and a slampig?

one is ur mom and the other is ur mom

Intro: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom

[Hook: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom

[Verse 1: Micfri & Ray William Johnson] I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours! First saw her in the Walmart pickin out your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80's prom queen But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000! Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it 'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom

[Hook: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom

[Verse 2: Ray William Johnson & Micfri] I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny that she's fly We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black Your moms the best, the super M-I-L-F Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef And I blame it on the al-al-alcohol, if I were you I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna She's so therapeutic, when I need to cure my restlessness I say br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br, motorboat your moms breastestess I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om

[Hook: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom

[Bridge: Breeze The Beat Machine] Sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you I'm having sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you

[Guitar Solo]

[Hook: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom

That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.

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Shut up bitch. Shut up stupid gay whore

Long time rancher here!

Now, a slampig is something the young'ns use when they're in heat; you can head to your local college town ranch and find a graduated tootlet roamin' free, and for a Cosmo and a McDonalds meal she'll let you tear that chubby thing up any which way.

Now a braphog, that's the result of a loving ranchers time, care, and gallons of high fructose corn syrup. We hand pick the finest tootlets from the herd, strap 'em up, set to raising them into 600lbs hogs, and harvest the methane (what we in the game call "braps") for your consumption pleasure!

We'd sure love to see you'ns at the ranch sometime! Just look out for the free range breeding boar between feedin' times!

This is fucking amazing

TL;DR: Please help me to form a new plan of addressing my wife's substantial weight and bad eating habits.

Invest in harpoons.

If she isn’t moving around she isn’t properly circulating her brap pipes. This causes a chemical buildup that sends deadly toxins to the brain. Never abuse your braphog

Holy fucking shit dude either divorce her fat ass or start stuffing big macs into her face until she chokes or has a heart attack. You deserve better king ❤️

Hey u/throwrawifeobese, leave her

Can we please not abuse pinging and get it banned here too? 🙄

Hey, I was giving him some good advice

He's just some guy in a bad relationship, not even a lolcow. You gotta be like a mobster and make sure that ordinary civilians don't get caught in the crossfire and draw attention to us.

Oh I know,.I just felt like he would make a good denizen of the sub

fatty braps aren't suitable. they have their fatcap tainting the delectable product. braps should have a sweet taste at the end

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