Holy shit do women suck at telling stories. So uninteresting in the firs t place and 5x as long as it needs to be with every single unecessary detail. How about she went online and was groomed into the Islamic State after being treated like garbage by her peers, drove this type of Vespa to the frat and launched an explosive charge through the window severely disfiguring several frat members. Clanging of the Swords would play as she drove off
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-17
Girls who do porn -- but don't do anal-- are NOT "pornstars".
If you do porn and have have vanilla sex on camera for money, you're just a regular chick whose sex videos are on the internet.
I'm so sorry that I hold the title of "pornstar" to a modicum of professionalism.
If I predict the weather for the next week and upload it to YouTube that doesn't make me a fuckin' meteorologist.
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1 BosnianArtilleryBatt 2020-01-17
Holy shit do women suck at telling stories. So uninteresting in the firs t place and 5x as long as it needs to be with every single unecessary detail. How about she went online and was groomed into the Islamic State after being treated like garbage by her peers, drove this type of Vespa to the frat and launched an explosive charge through the window severely disfiguring several frat members. Clanging of the Swords would play as she drove off
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-17
Yea idk I think this girl is a little off. And she's Asian so read the story in HIL's voice. It made it kinda funny
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-17
The similarities are wild, I don’t know another poster who makes you listen to a shitty youtube song while reading their post
1 hyledog 2020-01-17
maybe the stupidest thing i have read all week so yeah definitely HIL