Leftoids in r/television mad at rightoids because Watchmen is "cancelled"

1  2020-01-17 by Popular-Profile

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ITT: leftoids dont understand the concept of streaming churn, rightoids agendaposting as normal

The Watchmen series fucked up all its potential pretty badly.

  • Police in cartoon masks who randomly beat the shit out of people to cool music just end up overreacting and making things worse just kidding they are cool and save the day

  • White folx get shoahed by President Redford which sets up a surprise twist where the evil terrorists who appear to be white racists from 1920 actually turn out to be, uh, white racists.

  • Time-travelling Lone Ranger has racist gay butt-sex for some reason?

  • Dr. Manhattan transfers his midichlorians to Regina King via breakfast food because hey why not

  • The fake and gay manufactured threat of the one-eyed cyclopean Space Squids killed millions and brought the world together but the real and gay imaginary threat of one-eyed cyclopean White Folx was incompetent and never any threat to anyone. Thank god we spent the entire series chasing them down, though.

  • The fuck happened with Lube-Man?

Upon hearing the news of his show's cancellation, Dr. Manhattan retreats to Mars... https://files.catbox.moe/ixdd48.png