How do I cuck a redhead with an Asian gf?
1 2020-01-19 by PleasantRound
The redhead: Scrawny weak, red hair, allergic to the sun, seems like a beta, probably happy that he's found a gf (who's actually just using him while looking for someone better)
The Asian girl: pocket sized, Asian, not smart at all for an Asian judging by her grades, cute though, devious since she deliberately tried to hide having a boyfriend from me, almost certainly into me
Me: Reasonably jacked with a strong back and thicc arms (good chin-up), no redhair, very intelligent and extremely humble with pretty good grades
I'm pretty sure she likes me, however she doesn't know I feel the same way about her. Now how do I get with her knowing she has a boyfriend? Imo she should just dump him and we could be a couple. Should I suggest that? Or something else?
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-19
Bruh how many accounts have you made? 🤔🤔
1 PleasantRound 2020-01-19
I just need some advice. It's obvious that she doesn't even like him and me and her would make a way better couple.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-19
You guys gotta quit participating or this fuckwit will never go away. Same thing with the yamete stalker accounts and casanova (although he kind of seems to be making an effort with the stupid memes). Just ignore it and don't make any comments or it will never die. Any attention at all and the schmucks will keep going.
As long as everyone has already commented here I'll just add that Yamete, you are one of the biggest wholesale douchebags I have ever come across. Somehow you have managed to make being a pedo not even the most repulsive part of your personality. This girl and this guy are laughing at you. We're all laughing at you because you are so utterly abhorrent. You will never get this girl or any other. You couldn't even score with a little kid if you tried because they would instinctually be like "omg what a disgusting creep, go away." You are a complete piece of shit and everyone you have ever had even a split second of contact with knows it.
1 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2020-01-19
grab her by the neck and force yourself balls deep into her asshole
1 PleasantRound 2020-01-19
she's too smol, you can't treat her like that, you might end up hurting her. she's fragile and delicate like a child
1 BosnianArtilleryBatt 2020-01-19
listen to at least a few hours of rucka rucka ali and use the lines you hear on some of those songs on her
1 mage_gnome 2020-01-19
Have you considered suicide?
Also is “Asian gf” autism speak for “10 year old boy”?
1 PleasantRound 2020-01-19
you can tell by her face that she's not :s
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-19
Just go up to the guy and ask him to fuck you. It’s not that hard dude (or is it uwu)
1 RerolledANewAccount 2020-01-19
I’d be humble too if a scrawny red head chad was fucking my Asian waifu while she only sees me as a “friend”
1 PleasantRound 2020-01-19
She's not even into him lol. She just stays with him atm because he takes or on vacations and pays for her shit. She's even looking for someone else (e.g. me) behind his back.
1 RerolledANewAccount 2020-01-19
Well he’s fucking her and you’re not. So it sounds like she has made her choice and you ain’t it, bud.
1 PleasantRound 2020-01-19
she doesn't even know that I like her too and she deliberately tried to hide that she had a boyfriend from me and basically led me know that she likes me.
So I think chances are pretty good that if I let her know I like her too she'd drop her scrawny ass redhead boyfriend for me
1 RerolledANewAccount 2020-01-19
She won’t leave him. She just wants attention. Once again he is hitting and you are not. If she wanted to change that she would.