My ex was involuntarily committed to a psych ward after breaking every window in her boss's home with a baseball bat. That's not even the only time she got Baker Acted, just the most memorable. But yes, do tell me how I'm at fault for leaving.
You can fuck the lesbian or tranny out of a girl but you cannot fuck the crazy out of a girl. Have you ever slept with a crazy girl? They turn into an animal when they’re horny and I’m not talking in a sexy way, like the weird neighbour’s obese cat when it’s on heat and keeps trying to get everything that moves to fuck it
I doubt they committed suicide. It’s either for attention, or they try something dumb like garbling down a bottle of vitamin b pills and call it an “attempt”.
My ex tried to stab herself with my kitchen knife and when I managed to wrestle it off her, she attempted to suffocate herself with a cushion because I didn't fight a man she was flitting with, which of course meant I didn't love her.
I'd happily take credit for driving her to that state with clever techniques like gaslighting and eroding her self-esteem. But those things take time, and we'd only been dating for 3 weeks.
Many foids are simply mental. I wish the food community was mature enough to acknowledge and deal with this internally 🤷🏽♂️
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5 VanillaReign 2020-01-19
My ex was involuntarily committed to a psych ward after breaking every window in her boss's home with a baseball bat. That's not even the only time she got Baker Acted, just the most memorable. But yes, do tell me how I'm at fault for leaving.
6 WearerOfAsshats 2020-01-19
YTA. Should've smacked the crazy out of her like a decent man.
5 VanillaReign 2020-01-19
Her previous boyfriend already tried that. It didn't seem to help.
3 NecroC 2020-01-19
Any smart man knows you can fuck the crazy or the lesbian out of a woman from a deep dicking
4 mage_gnome 2020-01-19
You can fuck the lesbian or tranny out of a girl but you cannot fuck the crazy out of a girl. Have you ever slept with a crazy girl? They turn into an animal when they’re horny and I’m not talking in a sexy way, like the weird neighbour’s obese cat when it’s on heat and keeps trying to get everything that moves to fuck it
4 aqouta 2020-01-19
And yet the catholic church continues to deny my application to lead the "vibrato so good it turns you conservative" initiative.
3 VanillaReign 2020-01-19
Her issues were so deep, I'd have needed an 18" inch dick to fuck them out.
9 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-01-19
What type of dicklette do you have to be to not have a 24 inch python in your pants?
3 mage_gnome 2020-01-19
I have a 24 inch JavaScript in my pants xDdd
3 aqouta 2020-01-19
Many women prefer the 14 inch travel size
4 sh1tpo5ta 2020-01-19
your fault lad
3 VanillaReign 2020-01-19
Lesson learned. I exclusively date underage traps now.
2 sh1tpo5ta 2020-01-19
baste and v&pilled
4 MightiestPhallus 2020-01-19
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
4 Baizuon_and_on 2020-01-19
Deport Cucks IMO
to Canada
4 companyfry 2020-01-19
Cope in its purest, most concentrated form.
4 Communazi66 2020-01-19
Every girl I've broken up with has threatened me with suicide if I didn't stay with them. TBH it's the best type of compliment a person can get.
RIP Ashley ♥ I sometimes miss you.
3 iamredpill 2020-01-19
I doubt they committed suicide. It’s either for attention, or they try something dumb like garbling down a bottle of vitamin b pills and call it an “attempt”.
4 vestibulian 2020-01-19
Sounds like this one has never had a relationship that didn't end with cops involved
3 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-19
I can’t even blame foids for this, moids are pathetic
2 mage_gnome 2020-01-19
She came so close to self awareness
1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-19
No my ex is just batshit crazy
1 LumpyStation 2020-01-19
My ex tried to stab herself with my kitchen knife and when I managed to wrestle it off her, she attempted to suffocate herself with a cushion because I didn't fight a man she was flitting with, which of course meant I didn't love her.
I'd happily take credit for driving her to that state with clever techniques like gaslighting and eroding her self-esteem. But those things take time, and we'd only been dating for 3 weeks.
Many foids are simply mental. I wish the food community was mature enough to acknowledge and deal with this internally 🤷🏽♂️
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-19
i thank god everyday that i can’t even fathom being this emasculate
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-19
How long before this male feminist gets hypocritically me too’ed for trying to flirt with a chick?