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1  2020-01-19 by TrappyIsBae

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My ex was involuntarily committed to a psych ward after breaking every window in her boss's home with a baseball bat. That's not even the only time she got Baker Acted, just the most memorable. But yes, do tell me how I'm at fault for leaving.

YTA. Should've smacked the crazy out of her like a decent man.

Her previous boyfriend already tried that. It didn't seem to help.

Any smart man knows you can fuck the crazy or the lesbian out of a woman from a deep dicking

You can fuck the lesbian or tranny out of a girl but you cannot fuck the crazy out of a girl. Have you ever slept with a crazy girl? They turn into an animal when they’re horny and I’m not talking in a sexy way, like the weird neighbour’s obese cat when it’s on heat and keeps trying to get everything that moves to fuck it

And yet the catholic church continues to deny my application to lead the "vibrato so good it turns you conservative" initiative.

Her issues were so deep, I'd have needed an 18" inch dick to fuck them out.

What type of dicklette do you have to be to not have a 24 inch python in your pants?

I have a 24 inch JavaScript in my pants xDdd

Many women prefer the 14 inch travel size

he fell for gussy

your fault lad

Lesson learned. I exclusively date underage traps now.

baste and v&pilled

Literally every asshole I’ve met used this excuse. It’s one of the top red flags to lookout for

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Deport Cucks IMO

to Canada

Cope in its purest, most concentrated form.

Every girl I've broken up with has threatened me with suicide if I didn't stay with them. TBH it's the best type of compliment a person can get.

RIP Ashley ♥ I sometimes miss you.

I doubt they committed suicide. It’s either for attention, or they try something dumb like garbling down a bottle of vitamin b pills and call it an “attempt”.

Then he turns nasty and tries to make out she's unstable and lies to the cops about her

Sounds like this one has never had a relationship that didn't end with cops involved

it’s always your fault

I can’t even blame foids for this, moids are pathetic

I have been in this situation and you do really begin to believe you are crazy.

She came so close to self awareness

No my ex is just batshit crazy

My ex tried to stab herself with my kitchen knife and when I managed to wrestle it off her, she attempted to suffocate herself with a cushion because I didn't fight a man she was flitting with, which of course meant I didn't love her.

I'd happily take credit for driving her to that state with clever techniques like gaslighting and eroding her self-esteem. But those things take time, and we'd only been dating for 3 weeks.

Many foids are simply mental. I wish the food community was mature enough to acknowledge and deal with this internally 🤷🏽‍♂️

i thank god everyday that i can’t even fathom being this emasculate

How long before this male feminist gets hypocritically me too’ed for trying to flirt with a chick?