Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
Imagine being a thot with thousands of dollars going into both your tits and ass and your clothes, and some guy wearing open toed high heels suffocates the room with his presence.
women always compete for the attention of men, and when they get blindsided like this, the seethe will be as palpable as crude oil. all they ever needed was to show toes, but they unfortunately lack the balls biologically.
The funny part is that they don’t quite seethe. Take it from me, they actually get more turned on.
It helps that my wife is discovering her bi side as she’s a dominant woman. Sometimes if a woman is too into me, she will take over just to show her there’s more than one person in this ménage a trois.
Women can either meltdown at the domination and will of a man, or be humiliated, or take in stride and play along with what is the man’s will, and what is ultimately the best way.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-20
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 DepravedMutant 2020-01-20
Sista in the back like smdh
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
damn you can see her vacant disappointed stare in two different angles. this post is high art
1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-20
I should livestream an entire day via SATCOM
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
the day in the life of a man who both know what he wants and gets it too, and how his loved ones cope
1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-20
Basically, with bonus content at the nightclub women legit tell my wife they come to just to see me and how I own the room.
Like some Tosh.O shit tbh.
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
Imagine being a thot with thousands of dollars going into both your tits and ass and your clothes, and some guy wearing open toed high heels suffocates the room with his presence.
women always compete for the attention of men, and when they get blindsided like this, the seethe will be as palpable as crude oil. all they ever needed was to show toes, but they unfortunately lack the balls biologically.
1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-20
The funny part is that they don’t quite seethe. Take it from me, they actually get more turned on.
It helps that my wife is discovering her bi side as she’s a dominant woman. Sometimes if a woman is too into me, she will take over just to show her there’s more than one person in this ménage a trois.
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
Women can either meltdown at the domination and will of a man, or be humiliated, or take in stride and play along with what is the man’s will, and what is ultimately the best way.
1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-20
Honestly it isn’t about the man’s will, it’s about whether a woman feels he’s worth letting him dominate.
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
and when its nothing but the toes on a prince’s foot appropriating women culture and shoes, it’s humiliating, and thots lap it allll up
1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-20
I guess you’re right in a sense, I do notice that many of my fans are women who envy that I can pull off what I do so effortlessly.
1 AutoModerator 2020-01-20
source?
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1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
I’m a man and I am simply moist. What do you make of me, and your immense influence over me?
1 AutoModerator 2020-01-20
retard
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1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-20
I think you never asked to be born, and that you’re making the best of a shitty scenario.
🙏
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
a good king is a man of few, choice words ✊🏿✊🏿
1 vgiannis1 2020-01-20
A 🎩 would really seal the deal
1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-20
Not a bad idea at all...
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
shouldve been a opentoed high heel my king cmon
1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-20
It is, look closer ;)
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
god bless ✊🏿✊🏿 and in such quality too
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-20
kinda reminds me of someone
1 MisterAgentSmith 2020-01-20
We’re you who made that meme comparing us before?
My mom loved it, and so did I. 10/10 Those Damn Powerpuff Girls