An underrated gem - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
1 2020-01-20 by Why_Hillary_Won
I could barely see it through the tears. It was gorgeous. The stuff of legends. All through the film I was wondering - how do they keep making this more and more epic?
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Seriously though, all of you rightoids/incels did a shit job at spoiling it. I even did a bit of spoiling and an alt. I went in with the promise that I'd get to see that hairy monkey fucker and the golden sex robot die. But no. Those fuckers are still alive to be pumped out as toys for the next century. But I didn't even get that pleasure. Palpatine doesn't even kill Kylo like the copypasta promised. He kills himself.
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May Allah forgive me for saying this, but I think I - dare I say it - enjoyed it more thinking I knew what was going to happen. May Allah punish you all for placing upon me this curse - of actually enjoying a Star Wars film.
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The obvious conclusion to make is that you are all Disney puppets and this was one big marketing stunt.
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1 Why_Hillary_Won 2020-01-20
Nooooo!!!! Snappy the (((mouse))) has got you too!
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-20
the DIDF is coming for you after this take
1 Amplitude 2020-01-20
Talaq, talaq, talaq!
1 femroot 2020-01-20
I'm okay with both sides of the 'shipping wars' being disappointed
1 watermark1917 2020-01-20
Only the most elite of tastes can appreciate this classic that went under the radar.
1 line_eliminate 2020-01-20
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1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
I CRIED when Palpatine shot his super mega duper lightning back into space and then Rey used her mega force to kill him once and for all!!!
1 Why_Hillary_Won 2020-01-20
As I said when some dramacel linked a youtube leak of that scene - it looked like a fucking wand battle from harry potter
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
holy shit. 1977 star wars was way cooler than early 2000 era harry potter, and nuStarwars is a worse version of that
1 Why_Hillary_Won 2020-01-20
palpatine = slytherin
rey = gryfindor
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
and I CLAPPED and i CRIED when i CONSUMED thing that are new but that I KNOW
1 Why_Hillary_Won 2020-01-20
/u/ukaraiahh is a nazi.
1 ukaraiahh 2020-01-20
What gave it away
1 Why_Hillary_Won 2020-01-20
Not submitting to Disney. That isn’t something you should be proud of.