"Online shopping? Pfft, let's go to the mall." - famous last words

1  2020-01-21 by santas_whore

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I have information that will lead to DeuxCHAT's arrest.

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Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

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u would have thought my dawg a roofer brought his ladder with him

my other homie a mechanic got his ratchet with him

Tbf ghetto shootings are just folks beefing, when it mayos it means they executing people bc their daddy didn’t luvv thems

It's just folks beefing, it's nothing to worry about. It's not like people get hit by stray bullets literally every day in the ghetto.

Ya but those people typically don’t matter

Why is that one lady pulling a stroller without no baby in it? Did she dump the baby out to reduce weight?

You know how expensive strollers are? You can always get another baby.

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i like how the black dude is holding onto his gf while shes trying to run away without him

The thiccer they are the better shield they make

Hi, I'm with @[network] and pathetically scour the internet for content to help run my network's 24 hour news cycle and can I !PLEASE! have a crumb of the pussy?

all those parasites opening with the "r u OK OMG" and then immediately following with the begging to post the footage on their websites for ad revenue

Every time.