Tomorrow, I will release a video explaining who I am. Leave requests in the comments below.

1  2020-01-22 by MisterAgentSmith

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A C C U R A T E / / A F

What about you drinking $20 worth of tylenol?

I can certainly discuss the opioid crisis and how it creates retarded southern inbreds like you, that’s for sure.

Explain why you’re gay

I’m a very happy man.

Why are you gay

Pharrell Williams- Happy

Who's your favorite philosopher?

J.K. Rowling

Music Artist? Politician? Taylor Swift album? Letter of the alphabet?

Spice Girls (unironically), Bernie Sanders / AOC, the one with her beating up a Shelby Cobra fake, 🅱️

Nice. You'll go far, kid.

casanova, when you give deux a shoutout again can you do it loud with some confidence this time. thank you for your service

How does one pronounce this?

Doorama? DeauxRAMA? Deeaouuurama?

Kowalski, analysis.

yeah sort of like doo + drama without the d

barely realized you were saying it last time

it's still good/funny if you get it wrong don't worry just say it confidently, you got this

i believe in you 🙏

I believe that one must not be confined to the shade.

Day-icks-rama

Doo-Shush-rama

How bitter does it make you feel to have to hate jerk your dick whenever you think of HardIsLife?

We are actually friends, and I’m not personally into anyone but my wife. It may seem hard to believe but my wife is my fairy tale ending.

What’s with the new account?

You should give deuxrama dating advice.

More like Russian mail order bride advice

Which would still be appreciated

Can't wait for this saga to end

Do you think we'll ever get a proper hl3?

What do you think the setting will be?

What's the best cheese?

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How do you manage to have skinnier legs than me

god this is so uninteresting

Show us your bussy. Also show us your wife's asshole. TBH I don't care. Just show me someone's asshole (Don't show a pic of Trump, the joke is old).

If Ed was still among us, he would say:

😴😴😴

I hope you have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

Your President rapes kids

Take your meds. Or go do something drama worthy.

fuck off queer

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