1) Hula Mommy wins court case, causing her popularity to skyrocket
2) Killary, bankrupt from the lawsuit payouts, ODs on Ketamine. Rumors swirl about whether or not it was an hero
and here's the payoff:
3) Tulsi, propelled into first place in the polls on a wave of populist fervor, celebrates her impending victory by posing naked for Playboy π
The best that Tulsi can hope for is to be my Vice President, and ever since that mega-bitch Warren lied about me, Tulsi chances of that have become very good.
People don't believe the truth yet that Kanye will actually be president in 2024. He will have daddy voters and the rest of the non ddf memers who want it. I probably will vote for him myself because whatever
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2 WearerOfAsshats 2020-01-23
The underline reads like something daddy would tweet.
2 VanillaReign 2020-01-23
Trump over here playing twelfth dimensional hyper-Scrabble. Tulsi's lips move, but Daddy's words come out.
1 -holier-than-mao- 2020-01-23
Don't stop, I'm almore there. ππ«π
1 demotecontrol 2020-01-23
Because they both have the same boss.
1 Lehk 2020-01-23
Barron ?
2 myNAMEjef420 2020-01-23
Just wait till hillary fires back...
1 Ayuyuyunia 2020-01-23
you mean tulsi fires in the back of her head
1 Lehk 2020-01-23
Twice
1 Ayuyuyunia 2020-01-23
with a rifle
1 BerniesFatCock 2020-01-23
Please stop I can only get so erect.
2 UnexpectedLizard 2020-01-23
Hillary did a lot better than Assad Mommy.
This is some serious cope for not qualifying for the debates.
1 mage_gnome 2020-01-23
At least Tulsi βfuck me with a rakeβ Gabbard has enough years left in her life to make more attempts
Itβs over for Hillarycels π₯³
1 mage_gnome 2020-01-23
Posted in r/PresidentialRaceMemes :)
1 MrBufkin 2020-01-23
I unironically hope Hawaii Mommy dunks hard on Hilldawg. No emogis I am full serious for the first time in my life.
3 whenweriiide 2020-01-23
should I call your parents in to witness this
1 demotecontrol 2020-01-23
Don't give them hope. It's not fair.
1 MrBufkin 2020-01-23
They stopped talking to me after I ππ€£π them IRL daily followed up by the good old π₯ππ₯ππ₯ππ₯
1 whenweriiide 2020-01-23
so you burned your parents' house down. that seems incredibly rude tbh, and does not conform to the code we tacitly agreed to.
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1 whenweriiide 2020-01-23
I deserve this
1 mage_gnome 2020-01-23
βπΎβπΎβπΎβπΎπ₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―
2 mums_spaghetto 2020-01-23
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1 ok-so-now-what 2020-01-23
Yeah but dinking too hard might cause an sudden suicide π«π«
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1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-23
1) Hula Mommy wins court case, causing her popularity to skyrocket
2) Killary, bankrupt from the lawsuit payouts, ODs on Ketamine. Rumors swirl about whether or not it was an hero
and here's the payoff:
3) Tulsi, propelled into first place in the polls on a wave of populist fervor, celebrates her impending victory by posing naked for Playboy π
1 BerniesFatCock 2020-01-23
The best that Tulsi can hope for is to be my Vice President, and ever since that mega-bitch Warren lied about me, Tulsi chances of that have become very good.
1 Little_Lucifer_ 2020-01-23
What's he suing for?
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-01-23
Tulsi/Kanye 2024
1 FamilyMan-Warm2Cold 2020-01-23
People don't believe the truth yet that Kanye will actually be president in 2024. He will have daddy voters and the rest of the non ddf memers who want it. I probably will vote for him myself because whatever
1 Frog_Refugee_2019 2020-01-23
Spicy.
1 GRIDS_Enthusiast 2020-01-23
I wish Tulsi would drop the shitlib nonsense. I am willing to vote for a woman, but only if she is full Based Hate-Speech Waffen.
1 ManOfBored 2020-01-23
These watermarks that Reddit added are giving me double AIDS
1 Lehk 2020-01-23
It flags phoneposters for us
1 BerniesFatCock 2020-01-23
I hope Tulsi fucks Hillary "Corporate Dog" Clinton up.
1 Shadow_Of_ 2020-01-23
Ahh yes, if it isn't Hillary "Won't stop bitchin" Clinton
Hillary "Can fuck a tree" Clinton