On one hand, apparently "koala" is a mistranslation from bamboo rat/marmot. On the other hand, you can find videos of Chinese happily enjoying a whole bat with chopsticks, and bat are the kangz of spreading disease.
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
I find it funny how you. ((((Meat eaters)))) chose which animals to try to protect. It’s not like they are eating your dogs. Let them consume their chink mutts if they please.
Chinese are the most vile, disgusting nation of bugpeople on the planet. Torturing animals and eating them alive is just par for the course there - it'll be delicious irony if their habit of eating rare species ends up killing off their population (one can only hope!)
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1 AutoModerator 2020-01-24
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1 BosnianArtilleryBatt 2020-01-24
On one hand, apparently "koala" is a mistranslation from bamboo rat/marmot. On the other hand, you can find videos of Chinese happily enjoying a whole bat with chopsticks, and bat are the kangz of spreading disease.
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-24
What if the australian wildfires were actually a Korean BBQ op this whole time
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-01-24
Koala's celebrating Koala Independence Day and their BBQ got out of control. So they go back to pretending to be dumb animals to avoid getting caught.
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-24
volcel if you wouldn't
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-01-24
Johnathon Swift would be proud
1 GermanShepherdAMA 2020-01-24
any living creatureSewer water
1 DrunkGenesis 2020-01-24
Baby soup
1 DaySee 2020-01-24
1 Rosey9898 2020-01-24
>bigots seething because China eats the bug
1 VanillaReign 2020-01-24
EAT THE BUGS, GOY
1 Rosey9898 2020-01-24
EAT THE BUGS, INCEL
1 robtheterrible 2020-01-24
they eat a whole lot more than bugs buddy
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-01-24
Chinks are based but probably not for the right reasons.
1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-01-24
You misspelt Chinkistan as China
Aside that, quality content
1 Thejunky1 2020-01-24
I got banned from /r/awww for making a similar joke.
1 Shadows1455 2020-01-24
CONSOOM THE BAT SOUP
1 Popular-Profile 2020-01-24
I heard that they can buy aborted fetuses in jars from the store and they eat them.
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-01-24
Based and AnarchoCapitalistpilled
1 aoijvzoqfonso 2020-01-24
I love you Corona-chan.
1 AutoModerator 2020-01-24
cuck
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1 aoijvzoqfonso 2020-01-24
At least I'm not Russian.
1 POST_BUSSY 2020-01-24
based
1 cleverbobb 2020-01-24
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-24
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
1 LongPostBot 2020-01-24
Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.
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1 TwoThousandandSeven 2020-01-24
I find it funny how you. ((((Meat eaters)))) chose which animals to try to protect. It’s not like they are eating your dogs. Let them consume their chink mutts if they please.
1 _SF_p0Op--patrol 2020-01-24
Chinese are the most vile, disgusting nation of bugpeople on the planet. Torturing animals and eating them alive is just par for the course there - it'll be delicious irony if their habit of eating rare species ends up killing off their population (one can only hope!)
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-24
overcrowded megalopolises with poor standards of living and a food market selling live marmots? What could go wrong?