Why aren’t there plays like puppet plays but with dressed up penises?

1  2020-01-26 by Meowsommar

I would give money to watch that.

Draw faces on the penises and dress them up. I want to see one in a Victorian dress going, “mi lord”.

And reenact famous TV shows. Like “you know nothing, John Snow” and two penises could go to town on each other. It would be so meta because Lord Varys would be a penis.

Or just do theme photo shoots, you know. Like those models. Put a wig on it and everything.

Why aren’t men creative this like?

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1  ok-so-now-what 2020-01-26

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1  slugbulb 2020-01-26

It's more of a logistical issue; with the penis being attached to the body you don't have the range of motion necessary to put on a really good show. The penis is simply not dynamic enough.

1  slugbulb 2020-01-26

I guess photo shoots would work fine

1  slugbulb 2020-01-26

perhaps stop motion animation is the solution.

1  femroot 2020-01-26

some kinda fever dream, for me that would be a nightmare 😷

1  MzCherryBlossom 2020-01-26

When I see a post like this, I miss automatic cluck.

1  NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-01-26

Because that would be fucking stupid.

1  acidoverbasic 2020-01-26

Tackle Happy might be what you're looking for, but I forget if they ever dress them up.

1  VanillaReign 2020-01-26

SWORD SHITTERS OUT

1  Gusfoo 2020-01-26

There is, and you can buy tickets here: https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/puppetry-of-the-penis