Casanova is full of shit

1  2020-01-26 by Replies_2_Retards

u/CasanovaNova is full of shit. He is here bullshitting everyone by bragging that he has a fantastic sex life while also being a father.

As a father, that's the biggest bullshit I've ever heard. No one with kids has a great sex life. Kids are natural cock-blockers. If you put your kid to sleep then try to have sex, after 5 minutes you're gonna hear crying again. Even if you hire a babysitter, those little shits don't call down till they suck on a tit.

And this Casanova nigga is trying to tell us that not only is he having sex with his wife, but he is also having sex with other women with his wife? BULLSHIT. Women that have given birth produce milk. And their tits leak milk ALL THE TIME. You give them a squeeze, milk gets squirted in your eye.

u/CasanovaNova and you're telling me that other women are having sex with your milk leaking cow? Either you're full of shit or you sick fuckers are drinking milk out of your wife's udders.

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2  MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-26

Jokes on you opie I import my breastmilk from Iceland

What customs officer? No this is for personal consumption, not for sale

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1  Why_Hillary_Won 2020-01-26

nah bro infidelity is okay. vishnu approves

1  Little_Lucifer_ 2020-01-26

A lot of stable and supportive couples with kids still have a great sex life, and Swinging/being Polygamist is becoming more popular and accepted, and a lot of people are into titty milk as a kink/fetish.

Don't get your testes in a twist just because someone else is happier than you with a family and good sex life; Seems to me like you're just angry and jealous of his happiness, so you want to tear him down to bring him down to your level.

2  MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-26

r dramacels downvoting the lolcow fuck off

2  Little_Lucifer_ 2020-01-26

I'm not surprised a bunch of losers are downvoting.

2  Replies_2_Retards 2020-01-26

What's a lolcow?

1  AI_WAIFU 2020-01-26

t. lolcow

1  sockerpopper 2020-01-26

You typed all that shit when you could've easily just typed "have sex incel".

1  Little_Lucifer_ 2020-01-26

He doesn't deserve it.

1  Replies_2_Retards 2020-01-26

I asked for my burger without cheese.

1  Little_Lucifer_ 2020-01-26

Then don't put your dirty dick in it.

1  Replies_2_Retards 2020-01-26

Where do you think mayonnaise comes from?

1  cmRyYW1hYWNjb3VudA 2020-01-26

Cope and Seethe

1  CasanovaNova 2020-01-26

I didn’t want to have to say it first but... He’s just mad.

1  Little_Lucifer_ 2020-01-26

But?...

1  MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-26

True 😔

1  ImGully 2020-01-26

The worst part is the faggot never posted cock photos

1  sh1tpo5ta 2020-01-26

no amount of digital zoom is gonna make it visible

2  MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-26

😔

1  cmRyYW1hYWNjb3VudA 2020-01-26

imagine not knowing macro lenses exist

1  sh1tpo5ta 2020-01-26

sorry I don't have brain damage

1  Comrade_Natalie 2020-01-26

As a father

Opinion discarded 😎

5  BlooCheckmark 2020-01-26

chemically castrated male

Opinion discarded 😎

1  Replies_2_Retards 2020-01-26

YTA sweaty

1  SchnupfStaffel 2020-01-26

No one with kids still has a great sex life

Your wife still has, argument refuted.

1  Replies_2_Retards 2020-01-26

Nah. I'm not white. White foids know their place when they're with non whites.

1  SchnupfStaffel 2020-01-26

Just keep em away from your dog or he might catch an STD.

2  Replies_2_Retards 2020-01-26

I am married to - may Allah forgive me for this - a bird loving woman.

1  I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-01-26

Allah will never forgive you.

1  ThouShaltHearLight 2020-01-26

or you sick fuckers are drinking milk out of your wife's udders.

Imagine not having your baby earn it's future by fighting you for that sweet tit milk. We don't get to choose our fetishes bub.

1  HarryPotterIsADem 2020-01-26

mines high risk pregnancy so we can't fuck at all. Kids are fuckin gay

1  Replies_2_Retards 2020-01-26

kids are fucking gay

What are you trying to say? That homosexuals reproduce by raping kids?

2  HarryPotterIsADem 2020-01-26

SHUT IT DOWN

1  Asexual_barbie_boy 2020-01-26

imagine not being mgtow lol

4  Replies_2_Retards 2020-01-26

I don't have to imagine it.

1  CasanovaNova 2020-01-26

You must not have amazing grandparents who babysit your child when you and your wife work together, thus allowing us to have moments of time for ourselves.

This was a lot of time and investment to basically say that you didn’t try hard enough to work with your wife, not just for her.

2  dromonought 2020-01-26

Just post your fuckin hog already dude

1  Replies_2_Retards 2020-01-26

That's because my papa died Vietnam and my papa did the honorable act of commiting suduku. And I married an orphan so I don't have to deal with in-laws.

P.S. my dad didn't die in the war. He was just there to bang underaged hooker and he got aids.