Guys I was cooking some turkey last night,. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped the whole turkey on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?
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1 Chapose 2020-01-27
Why are you screenposting
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-27
Cause I won't get banned here like on drama 😆
https://mobile.twitter.com/jonc96456/status/1221627907719778305
1 Chapose 2020-01-27
1 VanillaReign 2020-01-27
How are you gonna shoot diseases? Rightoids smdh.
1 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-01-27
Imagine looking at this picture and not recognizing this “person” as a disease
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-01-27
imagine not cooking your turkey before fucking it
1 Chapose 2020-01-27
Cooking? Imagine not shooting your turkey before fucking it.
1 anon69322 2020-01-27
Guys I was cooking some turkey last night,. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped the whole turkey on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?
1 I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-01-27
Ya got bird dick
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-01-27
When the right wing death squads come they just need to use Twitter to find their targets
1 dromonought 2020-01-27
Is he a drama mod
1 32624647 2020-01-27
Not yet
1 Clarson_ 2020-01-27
Alpha beast
1 ImGully 2020-01-27
Who has the link to the black dude fucking a mcrib
1 poopy_politic 2020-01-27
i thought it was a mcchicken or did he move up in the world
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1 ButtHuff 2020-01-27
How can one bot be so based?
1 Shadows1455 2020-01-27
Oh god no 🤢
1 Rosey9898 2020-01-27
u/KaaraRaven watch out for this guy
1 SchwiiZoomer 2020-01-27
I love you Corona-chan
1 Templar_Gus 2020-01-27
This is his only Twitter post and he has like 12 followers. This is you isn't it.
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-27
🙄 For the last time, I'm not white!! 😒
1 Templar_Gus 2020-01-27
Like I know or care who you are.
1 hehexd5555 2020-01-27
U are lol
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-27
I am?? 🤔
1 hehexd5555 2020-01-27
Ye look ur last post
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-27
Lol no bro.
Google MasterLawlz.
I was just trolling. But yeah it's definitely over for him 😕
1 foureyednickfury 2020-01-27
/r/europe in a nutshell
1 JeanPeuplu 2020-01-27
Isn't there a 4chan greentext where a robot fucked raw chicken breasts and got some dick disease?
1 redditispoop1313 2020-01-27
You're doin it wrong.
Choke the chicken not fuck the turkey.