If you spent as much time trying to get pussy as you do showing off your double down syndrome on the internet you might still have a chance of becoming a man by the time you hit your forties.
It's nice to see Garrison make a drawing without labels, and seemingly out of sincere emotion. I still suspect it's because the subject is a rapist though.
He's getting all misty eyed over the time he and Kobe met while on vacation in Phuket, did a shitload of blow, and tag teamed an entire brothel of underaged sex slaves.
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If you spent as much time trying to get pussy as you do showing off your double down syndrome on the internet you might still have a chance of becoming a man by the time you hit your forties.
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1 Comedymara 2020-01-27
what
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-01-27
checks out
1 acidoverbasic 2020-01-27
Lmbo
1 morethanjustasloth 2020-01-27
Ben Garrison can’t just make a memorial comic to appease the basketball fans, he has to also include a muscular basketball.
1 arandomloser21 2020-01-27
I'm certain at this point he has a muscle fetish. He always has Daddy lookin ripped.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-01-27
Furry fetish, fart fetish, Trump fetish, muscle fetish, child fetish. Dude's got it all.
1 BithsLoveJizz 2020-01-27
You left out ass man. He's an ass man above all else.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-01-27
It seems to have meshed with the farting one over time.
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-01-27
What did he mean by this?
1 I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-01-27
Isn't it obvious? Sad basketball cries sad basketball tears, retard
1 TaysJuicyTrussy 2020-01-27
he cries because he won't be spanked anymore
1 Templar_Gus 2020-01-27
There's no captions how can you tell.
1 VanillaReign 2020-01-27
Hold up. Basketballs (the real reason ones, not black people) reproduce by crying? So Kobe's death was just part of their natural life cycle?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-27
Basketballs can only have children through crying.
1 SmoothBeetle 2020-01-27
Orange ball bad
1 SQLerection 2020-01-27
This feels incomplete. It’s also missing around 30 labels. At least the basketball is ripped, 6/10.
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-01-27
I think he was attempting to be sincere?
1 WarSanchez 2020-01-27
Doubt it or else he would have labeled his sincerity.
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-01-27
GOOD point
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2020-01-27
This is about as good as it gets from Big Dick Ben.
1 ManBearFridge 2020-01-27
Heh.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-01-27
Ben is just a nigger but white.
1 armalite_isforlovers 2020-01-27
Got that fixed up for you King 👌🏻
1 UnalignedRando 2020-01-27
It's nice to see Garrison make a drawing without labels, and seemingly out of sincere emotion. I still suspect it's because the subject is a rapist though.
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-27
He's getting all misty eyed over the time he and Kobe met while on vacation in Phuket, did a shitload of blow, and tag teamed an entire brothel of underaged sex slaves.
1 stubbed_ankle 2020-01-27
Is there really any other way to do it??
1 UnalignedRando 2020-01-27
He also lost his pal Epstein not long ago. Not a great year for pedos.
1 PlasticAct2 2020-01-27
gona have to ass cum for this one pump pump up ppumppumppumppymupmyp
1 sextimeniggavideo 2020-01-27
Why tf is that Geodude orange
1 jewdanksdad 2020-01-27
It's missing rape pics
1 SpezKilledSwartz 2020-01-27
WHO is this man? Without any labels whatsoever smh
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1 SpezKilledSwartz 2020-01-27
Thank you automod, you're there when I need you the most :'-(
1 BlazingPikachu 2020-01-27
Do the kobe
1 ImGully 2020-01-27
One of the best basketball persons I never met
1 mrgogonuts 2020-01-27
Why did he draw Colin kapernick
1 GaysianSupremacist 2020-01-27
Literally a surreal meme.
1 endestir 2020-01-27
Holy shit is this real?
1 Mick_mangina 2020-01-27
A literal basketball-american
1 ScRuBlOrD95 2020-01-27
Hey OP is this some fetish shit?
1 MisterMedeez 2020-01-27
When where you when basketball man die? I was at home eating my penis juice Jim rang Kone is dead No