Corona Virus, I choose you! It's super effective

1  2020-01-27 by SchnupfStaffel

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ill be getting my flu shot tomorrow morning to avoid the remote chance of getting the flu then the chinese virus. can't go to the asian market this week either. keep eating those bats chang see where it gets us

yeah yeah, go get it. I mean, ESKETIT

Imagine caring about some stupid virus. Imma eat as many bats as I want, go fuck yourselves 😤😤😤

i was so fucking excited for this virus because i thought it was gonna wipe everyone out but no it's just swine flu 2.0

god dammit BRING BACK THE PLAGUE

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Stop hyping up coming epidemic to intimidate your family. You sound lunatic and scare your loved ones. please. Your family is very worried. Please take medicine to calm yourself down. If you swallow the pill, you will not regret it. You have to calm down and not fall into crisis. Things are under control. We need relax and enjoy life, shall we? You worry that the virus is meaningless to your loved ones, they will be as crazy as you. Just like the Ebola virus, nothing happened. For your family, please calm down. You're talking nonsense. We are all safe. Your friends and family are scared. It's time to calm down. do you understand? You need to listen. You make people worry. You are intimidating your entire family, friends and neighbors. You must relax. China has a cure. People are recovering. Calm down now! Consider your loved ones. You are scaring them, why? 4chan rumors? It's time to calm down. It's going to be okay. China is big country everything under control.

no one is allowed to go hap-choo when sneezing

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