I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
• A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
• A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
• They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns
• The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man
• The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
• The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos
• The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
• During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
I have more stories but I'm watching a movie with James Spader and it requires all my attention because he may be Jack the Ripper
I accidentally did a hydrogen peroxide Enema. I'm very concerned. I poured 35% peroxide Into my bag yesterday to let it sit and clean. This morning I didn't pay attention and just added water to the bag and started the enema. I had totally forgotten i was letting it clean. I do t ever do this. I always boil my bag. I noticed an immediate burn so cinched it off and couldn't make it to the toilet in time it expelled. I had no clue why this was happening. I had immediate dry heaves rectally and also throwing up. I then realized what I'd done. I thought if I tried to do a water enema to clean it out it would help but it burned so bad and the water came flying out of me. So I am now bleeding rectally when I can release some waste it's bloody. I have been on google. I think I'm going to be ok. But has anyone else had issues from this? Please don't scare me. Be nice. This was a total accident.
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1 Comedymara 2020-01-28
nooooooope?, never heard of it.
1 Comedymara 2020-01-28
I joined, but eveyrone's ignoring :(
1 Chapose 2020-01-28
Wonder why...
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-28
this is less drama, and more pathetically sad
he has such an undeveloped set of social skills and lack of awareness of the size of things it's piteous
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1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-28
GET OUT OF MY HEAD /u/Comedymara
1 Chapose 2020-01-28
I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
• A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
• A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
• They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns
• The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man
• The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
• The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos
• The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
• During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
I have more stories but I'm watching a movie with James Spader and it requires all my attention because he may be Jack the Ripper
1 LongPostBot 2020-01-28
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1 Chapose 2020-01-28
I accidentally did a hydrogen peroxide Enema. I'm very concerned. I poured 35% peroxide Into my bag yesterday to let it sit and clean. This morning I didn't pay attention and just added water to the bag and started the enema. I had totally forgotten i was letting it clean. I do t ever do this. I always boil my bag. I noticed an immediate burn so cinched it off and couldn't make it to the toilet in time it expelled. I had no clue why this was happening. I had immediate dry heaves rectally and also throwing up. I then realized what I'd done. I thought if I tried to do a water enema to clean it out it would help but it burned so bad and the water came flying out of me. So I am now bleeding rectally when I can release some waste it's bloody. I have been on google. I think I'm going to be ok. But has anyone else had issues from this? Please don't scare me. Be nice. This was a total accident.