Fell In The Well Again
1 2020-01-28 by MediatedByImage
I was in the woods this morning, foraging for mushrooms for breakfast.
I was coming up over the top of the hill at the edge of the wood.
Suddenly the sun rose over the clearing and it was so clear and bright that it blinded me a little.
I instantly felt dazed and began to stumble, I dropped my basket.
I stepped on a small rock and finally lost my balance.
I fell to the ground and began rolling back down the hill into the woods.
I tumbled for a few seconds and then suddenly I dropped.
I fell about 15 meters down into some ice cold water.
I quickly realized what had happened as a similar incident had occurred 8 months prior.
I had fallen in the well again.
So I wedged myself, like a starfish, against both sides of the wall and began to climb.
I was only able to move a few millimeters at a time or I would slip and fall back in.
I just made it back home, I couldn't find my basket.
I am hungry and tired.
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1 Chapose 2020-01-28
All I 👀 want are 🐓chicken🐓 tenders🍗
Fresh from the hands✋ of the 🍗tendie vendors
Chunks of 🐣chicken🐣 I will toss
Into spicy🍛 mustard sauce
👱Mommy👱, I am hungry - famished
Those nuggies on🔛 my 🍽plate🍽 have vanished
I suggest you get me ➕more➕
Now🕥, not later🕑, fucking whore!
I scream😱 and shout 😠 and wet 💦 my diapies
My bum🍑 needs soothing 💦wipey wipeys💦.
Do you want me to get a🅰️ rash😠?
😫Only you would be so🆘 brash😫
This is why my 👨daddy's👨 gone🏃
I'm 😞ashamed to call📲📲 you 👱mom👪.
👱Mommy 😭cries 😭, and fills my 🍽 plate 🍽
Tries to douse my 🔥flaming🔥 💢hate😡
🐓Tendies🐓 are the only thing
That seem to ease the gripping 😡pain😡
The pain within my hungry tummy
Feed your 👼baby👼, feed me mummy👱!
Those sweet 🍯 🍗tendies 🐓 in my tum
Mask my stinging rashy bum🍑
👱Mommy sits💺 and has🈶 🅰️a🅰️ drink🚱
The only 🕦time🕦 that she can 💁think
Is when her baby👼 has his treat
Of chocolate🍫 milk🍼 and chicken🐓🐓 meat 🍲🍲
😭Mommy👱 knows what😦 she must do😭
While her baby👶 has ❌no ❌❌ clue🗝
Pulls the trigger🔫, flash📸 of 🕯light🕯🕯
✅Now it's over, all is right✅
🎧Silence🔇 graces 👱mommy's ears👂
😏Smiles through the streaming 😭tears😭
No more➕ 🍗tendies🍗, poop💩 or pee💦
The pain is over, mommy's free💜
1 sh1tpo5ta 2020-01-28
excuse me who said you could publish my autobiography
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
Sorry I took so long to reply, but I am not sure what this has to do with my story?
1 Chapose 2020-01-28
Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH COW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
here you are m'goodboy
3 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I am sorry, I do not eat tendies and I am not sure what you are trying to tell me.
2 Chapose 2020-01-28
🔔 DING 🔔DING 🔔 DING 🔔O H, WHAT WAS THAT? 🤷🏼♀️ OH YEAH.💡💡 THE ELEVATOR 😈😈 CAUSE YOUR NOT 🚫 ON MY LEVEL 🧗♂️
3 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I am not sure how to get on your level. It is like you are speaking a different language to me.
1 slugbulb 2020-01-28
Wow, im glad you made it out! Are you okay?
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
Yes, I am alright, thank you. I am just tired.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-28
Mushrooms aren't part of your weird-ass minimalist diet. Are you starving yourself in order to save money for your upcoming funeral due to malnutrition?
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
The mushrooms weren't for me. They were for my Children. I make them breakfast each morning. I had already eaten my Egg before I left.
My diet is tailored specifically to my needs. I missed my Potato today, unfortunately.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-28
How many children are living in your cabin?
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I have two children. We live in a house with my wife.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-28
Where did you find “your” children?
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
What do you mean? My children were at home. My wife was at work. The children know not to wander into the woods on their own.
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-28
did you find any “fun” mushrooms?
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I am an Amateur Mycologist, so I find every mushroom fun! I did not find any like the kind you are talking about today however.