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But what if I disarm you with my wrist lock and then we have to fight hand to hand, or if you gun jams, or if we both have guns, or if we are in the gym unarmed, or if I have my throwing stars which I can pull out faster than you can grab your gun? I am always ready, when you on the other hand out your faith in some pieces of metal.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-28
Imagine what your grandmother would think if she saw the shit you were posting. Do you think she would love how you spend your days laughing at the misfortune of others? If you all just applied yourself, maybe, just possibly, one day you will reach the potential that all your elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, keep shitposting your life away, and try to feel secure in the knowledge that at least you don't lose your shit on the internet.
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1 Comedymara 2020-01-28
nice post. aint reading that tho.
1 UnironicBlackBelt 2020-01-28
https://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/eu8zvi/is_wing_chun_effective_when_you_are_on_the_ground/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Some more text Karate if people like martial arts through words.
1 Chapose 2020-01-28
Martial arts are probably the most gay thing on the planet. Like nigga just carry a gun.
1 UnironicBlackBelt 2020-01-28
But what if I disarm you with my wrist lock and then we have to fight hand to hand, or if you gun jams, or if we both have guns, or if we are in the gym unarmed, or if I have my throwing stars which I can pull out faster than you can grab your gun? I am always ready, when you on the other hand out your faith in some pieces of metal.
1 Chapose 2020-01-28
I have several spare guns, and my trigger finger is more buff than your biceps.
1 UnironicBlackBelt 2020-01-28
Only thing your trigger finger presses on is your bulls prostrate.
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-28
This is why you don’t use reddit for
special interests or hobbiesliterally anything besides trolling and finding the best consoomer hardware and tech