But like, you aren’t as fly as I am.

1  2020-01-28 by CasanovaNova

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What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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Nobody fucking cares until you post your hog bro

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S E N T I E N C E

I’m aiming this post at guys who are still in high school, or younger

Please leave this sub, delete your account, block the address, do whatever you need to do, to get yourself away from this sub, and any similar community.

Take a long break from anything like this, and go out and live your life, you don’t know it yet but you have such great opportunities if you are still in school, so many people (guys and girls) who are available to talk to, even become friends with. Girls are so much softer on guys in school, their standards are lower, and some will be open to speaking to you. You have the chance to be happy, please don’t throw it away before you’ve even left.

Snapshots:

  1. But like, you aren’t as fly as I am... - archive.org, archive.today

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This is like the level of attention you flex in 7th grade at homecoming

grill

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i’m liking the updates, jannies 🧹

Best of all, they did it for FREE

But like, do you even matter in life if all you did was be quiet and never push any boundaries?

mayo

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the last time I tried “pushing boundaries” i ended up in the county jail. hard pass

You haven't lived until you survive NYC Central Bookings in a fucking leotard while rushing the cell to claim a seat before you end up sleeping on the floor.

Bonus points for Cheese Sandwich pillows.

That’s actually a fucking hilarious visual

After I saw your wife without makeup I lost all respect I had left for you tbh

Did not put it together that she is one of the "dancers" until this

GR8B8M8 IR8 8/8

Where's you see that?

Just scroll a bit through his post history, he posted it a while ago.