You must be a burger to feel fantastic after eating that shit for a year. At least melt some raclette on top you animal. You Americans truly have no culinary culture, no wonder your country is getting more retarded by the minute.
I am not from the United States. I have tried numerous diets throughout my life and this one works best for me. I am a highly active individual and pay close attention to my health.
holy shit at least have the decency to boil them in baking soda then shake them up and roast them in the oven. heat is calorie and nutrient free dude. and herbs have like no calories. dont say you aren't from america as if you are any different than midwestern savages from norway who use snow on their food because salt is too spicy. this post should have the suicide hotline underneath it, white people DISCUST me
So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
This seems to be the major concern most have had with my diet. As I explained in my previous post, the skin spends a large amount of time in contact with dirt. This makes it necessary for me to remove the skin. I receive my necessary fiber at dinner.
I was never molested as a child.
Look, I got lost in the woods for eleven days when I was a child.
I got so hungry I started eating dirt because I thought I was going to starve to death.
Ever since then I have not been able to eat anything that comes in direct contact with dirt.
Obviously, it is not as simple as that but that is the gist of it.
Yes, I know. This is something I have been working on for a while now. My issue is mainly with root vegetables where there is often visible dirt in the creases.
The potato is very hot when it comes out of the oven. I have used my fingers in the past, but after burning them several times I had to adjust my method. I find that a fork is more similar to fingers than a spoon or a knife.
Yes, but the potato tends to retain a lot more heat in my experience. I run my Egg under cool water after I boil it, I have never burnt my fingers while peeling the Egg.
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7 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
Several Users seemed concerned about my diet. I am not sure why. I have been doing it for over One Year now. I am feeling fantastic.
3 JeanPeuplu 2020-01-28
You must be a burger to feel fantastic after eating that shit for a year. At least melt some raclette on top you animal. You Americans truly have no culinary culture, no wonder your country is getting more retarded by the minute.
4 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I am not from the United States. I have tried numerous diets throughout my life and this one works best for me. I am a highly active individual and pay close attention to my health.
3 JeanPeuplu 2020-01-28
You must be an anglo if you are not an American then. This is the only reasonable explanation to your absence of taste.
2 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I am from Manitoba, near the Four Corners.
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-01-28
Fucking canuck
3 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-01-28
holy shit at least have the decency to boil them in baking soda then shake them up and roast them in the oven. heat is calorie and nutrient free dude. and herbs have like no calories. dont say you aren't from america as if you are any different than midwestern savages from norway who use snow on their food because salt is too spicy. this post should have the suicide hotline underneath it, white people DISCUST me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wx__fEyDj0
4 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
It sounds dangerous. I will look into it more. Thank you for the links.
But to be honest, why would I change my diet if I am happy with it?
2 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-01-28
sperg
5 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
What do you mean?
2 bdmabeats 2020-01-28
Ok serbian diplomacy. How is massachusetts doing?
2 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-01-28
pretty warm thanks to climate cucking
6 SnapshillBot 2020-01-28
So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
In conclusion, be happy about your height
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5 acidoverbasic 2020-01-28
Please reconsider the removal of the skin, you are neglecting precious fiber.
3 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
This seems to be the major concern most have had with my diet. As I explained in my previous post, the skin spends a large amount of time in contact with dirt. This makes it necessary for me to remove the skin. I receive my necessary fiber at dinner.
5 Templar_Gus 2020-01-28
Just wash it you fag.
2 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I do wash it before I bake it, obviously.
6 Templar_Gus 2020-01-28
Then why are you freaking out about dirt?
3 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
It is a long story honestly. I will make a post about it when I have time. It goes back to my childhood.
4 Templar_Gus 2020-01-28
Being molested as a child isn't a long story nor is it an interesting one.
2 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I was never molested as a child. Look, I got lost in the woods for eleven days when I was a child. I got so hungry I started eating dirt because I thought I was going to starve to death. Ever since then I have not been able to eat anything that comes in direct contact with dirt. Obviously, it is not as simple as that but that is the gist of it.
1 xXxPoken1gga420 2020-01-28
I got some bad news for you bro, everything comes from dirt.
3 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
Yes, I know. This is something I have been working on for a while now. My issue is mainly with root vegetables where there is often visible dirt in the creases.
1 Asexual_barbie_boy 2020-01-28
holy shit dude please post full story some time
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I just posted the full story if you are interested.
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4 bdmabeats 2020-01-28
Why peel a baked potato with a fork?
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2 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
The potato is very hot when it comes out of the oven. I have used my fingers in the past, but after burning them several times I had to adjust my method. I find that a fork is more similar to fingers than a spoon or a knife.
3 bdmabeats 2020-01-28
True, and it stores heat for several minutes. Like a boiled egg.
2 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
Yes, but the potato tends to retain a lot more heat in my experience. I run my Egg under cool water after I boil it, I have never burnt my fingers while peeling the Egg.
1 BlooCheckmark 2020-01-28
That finally made me lose it
3 MzCherryBlossom 2020-01-28
Is it a baldy potato?
3 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
It is a potato which I baked and then carefully removed the skin from with a fork.
3 MzCherryBlossom 2020-01-28
I hope you stuffed it with something? It’s looking kinda sad
4 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
Well, I squished it after I took this picture. But I do not add anything to it, the flavor is good on it's own.
3 MzCherryBlossom 2020-01-28
The only time a baldy baked tastes good is when it’s been cooking at a campfire for multiple hours and you’re starving.
2 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
Maybe for some, but I disagree. I am thankful for every meal and really enjoy the flavor.
2 Chapose 2020-01-28
You fool. You absolute buffoon.
2 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
I see no reason for you to insult me. It is like they say:
"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you."
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-01-28
Guys I can't tell if this is a bit or if the poster legitimately is retarded
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
A bit what?
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-01-28
A bit
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
A bit what? You left out a word.
1 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-01-28
Not a word, a bit.
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-01-28
A bit
1 GhostOfAFart 2020-01-28
A skit, an act, a dramatic rendition, a play, a performance.
1 MediatedByImage 2020-01-28
Thank you for the explanation, I could not figure out what they were talking about.
1 ButtHuff 2020-01-28
I cannot imagine anything more cucked than removing the skin from a baked potato. Think about it logically.