Someone that, normally, would require patient milking. But you appear to be one of those juiced up steroid-cows, hooked onto some advanced alien technology milking machine, and the stuff has flooded the farm, leaving the dairy farmers running for the exits.
A lolcow is a person you get extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but secretly are being laughed at constantly.
Just so you know /r/drama has special awards where users are banned from the subreddit if they receive them. Just putting that out there if you wanted to fuck them over even more.
I like to pretend they are just trying to bleed out her bf's bank account, but then I remember how cheap reddit gold is, and what a chump that dude must be IRL. The chick sounds pretty based though.
She should really do better than a... and Allah forgive me saying it... a redditor.
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2 mums_spaghetto 2020-01-30
ok
2 I_like_back_massage 2020-01-30
Absolutely based. 100 iq Dramacels are pseudos who deserve to get called out for being degenerates.
2 XhotwheelsloverX 2020-01-30
Calling it already best lolcow of 2020
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-01-30
/u/oOGirLly should be modded here for rooting out and decapitating the /r/drama menace CMV
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-30
reddit illuminati confirmed
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1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
😂 oh my, what's going on today ?
2 ThouShaltHearLight 2020-01-30
Someone that, normally, would require patient milking. But you appear to be one of those juiced up steroid-cows, hooked onto some advanced alien technology milking machine, and the stuff has flooded the farm, leaving the dairy farmers running for the exits.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
That was hard to read.
2 ThouShaltHearLight 2020-01-30
i can write longer run on sentences than that and i don't even get gold for it. i get gold irl because im jewish.
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-01-30
A lolcow is someone is a great/funny internet user.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
A lolcow is a person you get extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but secretly are being laughed at constantly.
Ha Haa.
1 anon69322 2020-01-30
Well, that's only mostly true, they can know they're being made fun of and still be a lolcow. It doesn't have to be secret.
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-01-30
Just so you know /r/drama has special awards where users are banned from the subreddit if they receive them. Just putting that out there if you wanted to fuck them over even more.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Well the community gets coins for that, so no.
Just because it's an terrible community
2 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-01-30
Why has your boyfriend not gilded you yet?
2 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Hes at the dentist lol.
1 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-01-30
Take my updoot kind stranger!
1 JLDupreeIII 2020-01-30
lol you whore
1 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-01-30
Edit: thanks for the Reddit gold 😚
2 ProEvilOperations 2020-01-30
Oh, I didn't know communities got coins too
1 vgiannis1 2020-01-30
☝️Is this the new deuxrama queen? ☝️👸👑
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-30
Standing ovation, girl.
1 JLDupreeIII 2020-01-30
could be worse, could be r/brapbarn
1 Meowsommar 2020-01-30
Ignore them, queen 👸🏻
Drama users are jealous of your boyfriend because
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Word !
1 QuadNarca 2020-01-30
It's funny to see, when dramanauts link some lolcow to make fun of, the lolcow shows up in the thread and obliterates them.
4 goldfish_memories 2020-01-30
tfw you realize dramatards are no different from SRDines
2 ThouShaltHearLight 2020-01-30
I like to pretend they are just trying to bleed out her bf's bank account, but then I remember how cheap reddit gold is, and what a chump that dude must be IRL. The chick sounds pretty based though.
She should really do better than a... and Allah forgive me saying it... a redditor.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
A Redditor? Huh ? I've been on here long time before him 😂
3 ThouShaltHearLight 2020-01-30
The one comment that he hasnt gilded. Based cuck bf.
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
You sure about that?
1 ThouShaltHearLight 2020-01-30
shit.
1 Rosey9898 2020-01-30
All of this, and still no pinging
1 MzCherryBlossom 2020-01-30
Has lawlz finally bought a girlfriend then?