Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
we must shut down ALL flights inside of usa&all over the world period for at least a month maybe more.seriously folks prevention is our only hope at this point.stay at home,no extra activities if can be avoided. We must not give this virus fresh victims,starve it out
In the beginning I thought itwas sarcasm, but the end makes me consider this person is just stupid as fuck
i agree with the senator’s statement we need a “manhattan project” effort to solve this crisis. but instead of vaccine research i support nuking all chinese cities
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5 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-31
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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2 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-31
Dude chinks lmao
3 ProEvilOperations 2020-01-31
yo wtf how'd you get unbanned
edit im a retard ignore me
2 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-31
Wrong sub retard
1 Chapose 2020-01-31
In the beginning I thought itwas sarcasm, but the end makes me consider this person is just stupid as fuck
3 hyledog 2020-01-31
i agree with the senator’s statement we need a “manhattan project” effort to solve this crisis. but instead of vaccine research i support nuking all chinese cities
3 sh1tpo5ta 2020-01-31
baste
1 GamerMalcolmX 2020-01-31
This whole thing is Trumans fault, if he just let MacArthur nuke the gooks we would live in a utopia.
0 SendWhiskey 2020-01-31
This guy's accent checks out with his stupidity