6 2020-01-31 by inceltiers2
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7 colormebadorange 2020-01-31
my flat
Shoulda had a slope
6 SendWhiskey 2020-01-31
You should sweep the water into buckets and dump it in your asshole neighbor's apparent
3 VanillaReign 2020-01-31
And if your neighbor wasn't an asshole before, he will be, after you dump it in his apparent.
5 Chapose 2020-01-31
Why tf are you wiping it? Dont you have a vacuum cleaner?
5 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
You vacuum clean water?
Yes. I use it for everything. With some practice you can even clean your ass with it.
2 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
What type? I just have a henry
3 Chapose 2020-01-31
Some industrial level thing
7 VanillaReign 2020-01-31
... you mean a wet/dry Shop-Vac kind of thing? Your average vacuum isn't waterproof.
4 Chapose 2020-01-31
Yes. When you vacuum your ass with it it will suck the shit out of your intestines. Better than an enema.
The real life pro tip is always in the comments.
4 WarSanchez 2020-01-31
God damn it, I wanted this fucker to ruin a new 300 dollar vacuum.
2 SlowFatHusky 2020-01-31
A wet dry shop vac or one of the water based vacuums.
5 SmoothBeetle 2020-01-31
Lmao get some paper towels dummy
1 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
Used them all. Along with my two towls and all other clothes. It was far worse before i took the vid
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-31
Along with my two towls and all other clothes.
Are you not aware that you can exorcise water from a cloth by wringing it?
Would take too long
OK, have you tried slurping it?
G*d yes
3 cmRyYW1hYWNjb3VudA 2020-01-31
yup
3 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-31
2 ProEvilOperations 2020-01-31
Thats suuuucks dude 😕
1 Asexual_barbie_boy 2020-01-31
How did the flooding happen?
1 I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-01-31
Lol your feet look gay
1 double-happiness 2020-01-31
1 Bummunism 2020-01-31
My life sucks, but it's better than yours right now. I 🤗
Just wanted to let you know.
I cleaned it up so its all good. Im pretty content in my life so I hope your shit gets better fam
How long did that take? Emptying my flooded garage always feels like it takes forever.
An hour or two
Had my side hoe come by with a bunch of towls to help clean it up
Nice
1 femroot 2020-01-31
oh no, you're welcome here though 💐
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7 colormebadorange 2020-01-31
Shoulda had a slope
6 SendWhiskey 2020-01-31
You should sweep the water into buckets and dump it in your asshole neighbor's apparent
3 VanillaReign 2020-01-31
And if your neighbor wasn't an asshole before, he will be, after you dump it in his apparent.
5 Chapose 2020-01-31
Why tf are you wiping it? Dont you have a vacuum cleaner?
5 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
You vacuum clean water?
5 Chapose 2020-01-31
Yes. I use it for everything. With some practice you can even clean your ass with it.
2 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
What type? I just have a henry
3 Chapose 2020-01-31
Some industrial level thing
7 VanillaReign 2020-01-31
... you mean a wet/dry Shop-Vac kind of thing? Your average vacuum isn't waterproof.
4 Chapose 2020-01-31
Yes. When you vacuum your ass with it it will suck the shit out of your intestines. Better than an enema.
3 VanillaReign 2020-01-31
The real life pro tip is always in the comments.
4 WarSanchez 2020-01-31
God damn it, I wanted this fucker to ruin a new 300 dollar vacuum.
2 SlowFatHusky 2020-01-31
A wet dry shop vac or one of the water based vacuums.
5 SmoothBeetle 2020-01-31
Lmao get some paper towels dummy
1 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
Used them all. Along with my two towls and all other clothes. It was far worse before i took the vid
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-31
Are you not aware that you can exorcise water from a cloth by wringing it?
1 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
Would take too long
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-31
OK, have you tried slurping it?
1 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
G*d yes
3 cmRyYW1hYWNjb3VudA 2020-01-31
yup
3 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-01-31
🦶🏼🥴🦶🏼
2 ProEvilOperations 2020-01-31
Thats suuuucks dude 😕
1 Asexual_barbie_boy 2020-01-31
How did the flooding happen?
1 I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-01-31
Lol your feet look gay
1 double-happiness 2020-01-31
1 Bummunism 2020-01-31
My life sucks, but it's better than yours right now. I 🤗
Just wanted to let you know.
1 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
I cleaned it up so its all good. Im pretty content in my life so I hope your shit gets better fam
1 Bummunism 2020-01-31
How long did that take? Emptying my flooded garage always feels like it takes forever.
1 inceltiers2 2020-01-31
An hour or two
Had my side hoe come by with a bunch of towls to help clean it up
1 Bummunism 2020-01-31
Nice
1 femroot 2020-01-31
oh no, you're welcome here though 💐