r/deuxrama: Why yes, I do guild all of my girlfriends reddit posts, how could you tell?

Why yes, I do guild all of my girlfriends reddit posts, how could you tell?

6 2020-01-31 by companyfry

60 comments

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6 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-01-31

/u/xxEnVii Why don't you give your GF platinum? Isn't she better than just mere reddit gold?

1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-31

You know, he gave me all the awards already ! 😉 multiple times !

1 AuntyAbortion 2020-01-31

Do you have a private alt to post to r/relationship_advice and TwoX about how you're going to leave your suffocating creep of a boyfriend?

Imagine having no privacy and a boyfriend who screens everything you say. Yikes.

1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-31

I'm only creeped out about the people on here stalking my profile and telling me about all the awards I'm getting 😂 I do have privacy. I dont need to hide anything on the internet though.

Nice try though. Try again.

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-31

You know what's more creepy? Your partner gilding every comment of yours.

1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-31

Nah. You comment all of my comments is creepy though.

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-31

You appear in the threads I'm browsing. I respond. Simple.

1 xxEnVii 2020-01-31

I sense much jealousy here. So much salt.

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-31

Cope

1 AuntyAbortion 2020-01-31

Be silent, female 🤜

1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-31

Shh shh shh

1 black_panther_sucks 2020-01-31

Not guided after ten mins? Smh time to break it off

1 FreeThe_Truth 2020-01-31

Why do you all care so much she gets guilded it’s not your money

It also stopped being funny idk after the first two threads

1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2020-01-31

/u/sexycyborg

What is your take on this guy stalking his girlfriend's every post and guilding it?

1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-31

As far as I can see yall be stalking me 😂

1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2020-01-31

This is your future. Embrace it.

https://www.instagram.com/xomarym/?hl=en

And hun, you came here.

1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-31

That your girlfriend ?

1 xxEnVii 2020-01-31

She out of his league tbh.

1 SexyCyborg 2020-01-31

I dunno, he should do something normal and Chinese like sell a kidney to buy her a third iPhone?

1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2020-01-31

iPhones are junk these days, he would get her a xiaomi mix alpha if he truly loved her.

1 xxEnVii 2020-01-31

Samsung S20 Ultra next month for my GF 💜

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-31

Why go and waste money on a new phone when her current one works fine? This is the attitude of someone who'll go broke and live in a trailer park in their 30s lol. Poor financial management.

1 xxEnVii 2020-01-31

Well my GF has a Note10+ but next month the new ones come out. As I change my phone every year, always have and always will, so will my GF.

And I wouldn’t worry about me going broke. I have investments and bonds that will release over time.

Thanks for caring though.

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-31

As I change my phone every year, always have and always will, so will my GF

I couldn't think of a dumber idea. What's wrong with your current phones? What can't they do that a newer one will do?

1 xxEnVii 2020-01-31

Erm,

Everything.

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-31

So your current phones can't do anything? Stupid.

1 xxEnVii 2020-01-31

You asked what’s better.

I said everything.

They already the best phones on the market.

I’m talking about what’s to come.

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-31

Incorrect. I asked you what your old phones can't do that newer ones will. You said "everything," which means that your old phones can't do anything, but the new ones can do everything.

1 xxEnVii 2020-01-31

She’s had every award, multiple platinums and even the Gold Bar award which is €130 each.

How many awards have you had?

1 melvin_toby235 2020-01-31