Peter is shy and kind, likes to go hiking, and dresses like an urban ninja: single color cotton shirts, chinos, three-day stubble, etc. What are you hiding, Peter? Want to go unnoticed, Peter? Do you have a cigarette, Peter?
Of course not, you don’t smoke, you’re a goddamn healthy guy! You prefer to go to bed very early on Saturdays, while ignoring the siren calls of ice cubes bursting when bathed with gin, and go climb a mountain early the next day, alone in the wilderness, when you are under no danger of being seen naked catching rabbits with your bare hands and ripping their tummies open with your teeth, and right after that, jamming your rock-hard cock in their warm entrails and ejaculating inside like a thunderbolt, while the animal is still twitching and its wild eyes are almost popping out of its head, and with the last breath of life, it spits out a few droplets of your cum, and you cry louder and louder as your dick wilts and you think what kind of monster have you become, and wonder when did everything go wrong, until you realize that, well, maybe it’s not such a great deal. It’s either the rabbit or Julia, that fucking whore, Julia! And then you stand up triumphantly and forcefully breath in the pure mountain air, until your chest swells like a balloon and you burst in a divine, maniacal laughter that would make all the murderers in Alcatraz pee themselves in utter dread.
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1 SmoothBeetle 2020-02-01
What a bunch of bigots
1 15nelsoc 2020-02-01
Can you believe this disgusting furryphobia was tolerated in those dark days of 2014?
1 Meowsommar 2020-02-01
It’s all fun and games until a furry rapes their pets.
1 MinerHornet 2020-02-01
I can't see her without thinking of this.
1 jhymmie 2020-02-01
where da furry porn guy from the other thread
1 Thejunky1 2020-02-01
I got written up by hr at work for saying "gas the furries" - go ahead and quote me on that one snappy.
1 trosdetio 2020-02-01
Peter is shy and kind, likes to go hiking, and dresses like an urban ninja: single color cotton shirts, chinos, three-day stubble, etc. What are you hiding, Peter? Want to go unnoticed, Peter? Do you have a cigarette, Peter?
Of course not, you don’t smoke, you’re a goddamn healthy guy! You prefer to go to bed very early on Saturdays, while ignoring the siren calls of ice cubes bursting when bathed with gin, and go climb a mountain early the next day, alone in the wilderness, when you are under no danger of being seen naked catching rabbits with your bare hands and ripping their tummies open with your teeth, and right after that, jamming your rock-hard cock in their warm entrails and ejaculating inside like a thunderbolt, while the animal is still twitching and its wild eyes are almost popping out of its head, and with the last breath of life, it spits out a few droplets of your cum, and you cry louder and louder as your dick wilts and you think what kind of monster have you become, and wonder when did everything go wrong, until you realize that, well, maybe it’s not such a great deal. It’s either the rabbit or Julia, that fucking whore, Julia! And then you stand up triumphantly and forcefully breath in the pure mountain air, until your chest swells like a balloon and you burst in a divine, maniacal laughter that would make all the murderers in Alcatraz pee themselves in utter dread.
1 Asexual_barbie_boy 2020-02-01
furryphobic
1 IncEptionStein 2020-02-01
I’m on an airplane and I just realized I forgot me MAGA hat