looks like you’re all enjoying my post. 😊

Very good post! If I was a witch I probably would have enjoyed it more. Two things:

1. Be honest. Did Harry Potter get you into witchcraft?

   1. These past few years have seen the simultaneous rise of e-witches, the tradcath zoomer menace, and a historiography that re-evaluates the traditional assumptions that witch burnings targeted women who weren't actually witches. How likely do you think we will see the return of witch burning in our lifetime, given the increasing polarization and ethnic tension in liberal democracies around the world, a climate crisis that could kill billions, and the looming threat of sentient AI that could replace the need for most of the 99%? Not to mention the exponential rise in anti-vaxxers AND viruses immune to vaccines in the first place. In times of trouble people latch onto more culturally conservative values in order to feel safe, secure and grounded. Given the possible collapse of Liberal Civilization as we know it, the inevitability of China surpassing the Unites States as the primary world superpower, the increasing number of people who feel isolated, depressed, and abandoned in an apparently meaningless disenchanted materialist world – it seems inevitable that a powerful reactionary force will eventually sweep the West that will make nationalists like Donald Trump look absolutely Progressive in comparison. Given all this, don't you think it unwise not to warn fellow e-witches from sharing their spells under their real name on the internet, in case witch burnings do make a comeback? Plan and write an essay in which you develop your point of view on this issue. Support your position with reasoning and examples taken from your reading, studies, experience, or observations.

Your pulitzer's in the mail

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I think I scared her off 😓

Can't wait for the next one!

Oh ffs. A bunch of tacticool witches getting btfo

Someone do something. These people are insane.

How did you get here?

Reddit sent me an email about this terrible place.

lies and deuxception

Women need their own internet to post this schizo-shit.

I said my peace.

I think everyone will agree.

Hope they don't delete it

They deleted it 😐

Over 100,000,000 subs!

Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?

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u/Polk-Salad-Annie will you hewp me? I’m a wittle baby witch. uWu

u/Polk-Salad-Annie will you hewp me? I’m a wittle baby nigger. uWu

Don't summon her! She will stuff some herbs in her ass and put a curse on us, you fools!

We just need to make a circle and light some candles first, or some shit.

Ha! I tell you my life has been serious to a trying degree and has rarely been boring. Synonyms, use them. Novice, seeker, new, beginner. Literally anything else sounds a whole world better than baby.

"Dumb cunt"

✨ you do not need to do spells to be a witch.

How so?

I like the part where she believes that spells work, but also that you can just sub out any ingredients you dont have for random other witch-y things and they still work. And that others are elitist if they dont agree

well tbf she's right, they'll work just as well

/u/thelunamoon_ will you hewp me? I’m a wittle baby witch nigger. uWu can i pwease suck ur big ole juicy tits 🤢💨

lmao wtf

please stop spamming faggotry on this subreddit i meant to comment on your post

what are u talking about

dont act retarded

The residents of Salem did nothing wrong.

For real though. No ever calls themselves a baby. It's not about gatekeeping. It's about being respectable.

It's all about ethics in witchcraft.

My favourite comment.

Because it's applying Aspergers style reddit-autism with bullshit witchcraft "knowledge".

Emoji spells? 🤣

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people don’t take witchcraft seriously because of this.

Umm

Some things are inherently stupid/tacky as well and deserve mockery.

🤔

What the fuck is this sub, and why does it have so many subscribers?

They asked for more weight.

White women

the ethnics are also into witchcraft and superstition

What’s the best way to break a witch so you can add her to your witch stable?

Tattoo 'Malleus Maleficarum' on your dick.

You gotta find a nice young one, probably 19 with bpd, not doing well in university. Constantly poke at her insecurities and dont listen her when she safe words.

I mean you could have stopped at “nice young one” since the rest is implied by the fact they believe they are witches.

Keep going, I'm taking notes.

I can honestly not say if I find the people taking all that seriously or the people doing it because its quirky and empowering worse.

Wow this is more Retarded than I, am but I am official

Witch's arent real..they are all larping 24 7 XD if there witches how do none of them make spells?? Cant do magic? At least Furies know their stupid

Fuck it repeal the 19th.

People who refuse to use capital letters should be burned at the stake (metaphorically, of course).

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🔥 🤗 Bring back the stake

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What are baby witches? Witches under the age of 6?

Man I wish magick was real and pissed off spirits would actually curse people who couldn't be bothered to prepare the correct ritual with the correct ingredients, that would be so fucking glorious.

For extra tards:

https://www.reddit.com/r/witchcraft/comments/encgd4/closed_practices

do these bitches actually think they can do magic?