The church I went to as a child has a large placard declaring that all members of the church pledged before God not to consume alcohol. Literally they were still prohibitionist, never gave up on it.
I know you’re joking but we’ve been getting drunk since we were monkeys. We also lean towards drinking socially because we would need another monkey to watch our back for predators while we picked up the rotting fermented fruit off the ground, not in the safety of the trees. So people who consistently drink alone really are that much of an evolutionary failure.
I'm not sure I buy that we've evolved as a species around alcohol quite that specifically when certain ethnic groups have noticeably worse tolerances, indicating that cultures where alcohol was common long after we came down from the trees are where alcohol tolerance was introduced into the gene pool. Sure, animals can and do get drunk, but I doubt this was a regular thing for our ape ancestors by any stretch given the rarity of fermented windfall.
Stop drinking alcohol, if you struggle with social interactions self-medicating instead of facing your fears and struggling through it will only make it worse.
And before this gets dismissed as retarded boomer shit I've had horrible anxiety for years and years and only started to get over it when I started working in customer service and having stressful social interactions every single day. I forced myself out of my bubble and acted like I was an extrovert and now I've found real social success and it feels amazing, exposure therapy really works. Alcohol is only fun when you don't need it.
liberal white women are so fucking retarded that they're actually somehow horseshoeing back to self awareness through sheer retardation. it's like in donkey kong when you reach the edge of the level and come out the other side.
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31 The_Almighty_Demoham 2020-02-02
never thought i could relate to a foid
...guys, please help. i don't like this.
23 GooseMan1515 2020-02-02
Stop drinking alcohol.
I need to make a new sub like coomers but for teetotalers where we posit that (((they))) created alcohol in order to oppress the masses.
11 VanillaReign 2020-02-02
There's a certain logic to that.
Alcohol is natural, ergo created by God.
Jesus is God.
Jesus was a Jew.
Ergo, the Jews created alcohol.
7 gracchusBaby 2020-02-02
This doesn't work because according to the Bible Jesus was not a Jew - he was an Israelite who believed in the divinity of Christ, i.e a Christian
9 The_Almighty_Demoham 2020-02-02
so jesus believed in his own divinity?
if thats the case where tf is my religion at? i'm clearly more divine, i'm almighty!
5 4thebadbone 2020-02-02
Calm it bruce
3 gracchusBaby 2020-02-02
Haha wow that's so funny bro I'm dying over here
1 The_Almighty_Demoham 2020-02-02
thanks i worked very hard on that
3 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-02-02
Jesus drove moneylenders out of the temple.
With his bare hands, he made Jews stop making money and leave a bank.
There's your proof of divinity.
1 GhostOfAFart 2020-02-02
Jesus, do Wall Street next.
2 ksatriamelayu 2020-02-02
Based and redpilled
3 watermark1917 2020-02-02
Nerd
1 [deleted] 2020-02-02
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1 I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-02-02
I friggin love the Jews then
6 ManBearFridge 2020-02-02
A certain Israelite did like turning water into wine 🤔
7 GooseMan1515 2020-02-02
he got his disciples drunk in order to convince otherwise based good goy Judas to betray him.
8 ManBearFridge 2020-02-02
Amazing that his 2000 year old plan to turn the white man submissive was so simple and successful.
3 watermark1917 2020-02-02
The church I went to as a child has a large placard declaring that all members of the church pledged before God not to consume alcohol. Literally they were still prohibitionist, never gave up on it.
2 ManBearFridge 2020-02-02
If it's so bad then why is Jesus's blood alcohol level 100 times the legal limit to drive?
1 that_boy_zesty 2020-02-02
because jesus doesn't drive
3 ManBearFridge 2020-02-02
Then why did Jesus take the wheel?
2 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-02-02
the bible literally has a verse about wine rejoicing the hearts of men, retarded faggots
1 ksatriamelayu 2020-02-02
they're just emulating CHAD MUSLIMS like the Iconoclast Orthodoxes did
5 bunnyday_ 2020-02-02
I know you’re joking but we’ve been getting drunk since we were monkeys. We also lean towards drinking socially because we would need another monkey to watch our back for predators while we picked up the rotting fermented fruit off the ground, not in the safety of the trees. So people who consistently drink alone really are that much of an evolutionary failure.
4 The_Almighty_Demoham 2020-02-02
on top of the failure i already was?
impossible
2 GooseMan1515 2020-02-02
I'm not sure I buy that we've evolved as a species around alcohol quite that specifically when certain ethnic groups have noticeably worse tolerances, indicating that cultures where alcohol was common long after we came down from the trees are where alcohol tolerance was introduced into the gene pool. Sure, animals can and do get drunk, but I doubt this was a regular thing for our ape ancestors by any stretch given the rarity of fermented windfall.
1 bunnyday_ 2020-02-02
K
1 GhostOfAFart 2020-02-02
Selling them whiskey and taking their gold ♪♪♫
Enslaving the young and destroying the old ♫♪♪
1 queerjihad 2020-02-02
ALCOOHOOLER
2 2xedo 2020-02-02
Stop drinking alcohol, if you struggle with social interactions self-medicating instead of facing your fears and struggling through it will only make it worse.
And before this gets dismissed as retarded boomer shit I've had horrible anxiety for years and years and only started to get over it when I started working in customer service and having stressful social interactions every single day. I forced myself out of my bubble and acted like I was an extrovert and now I've found real social success and it feels amazing, exposure therapy really works. Alcohol is only fun when you don't need it.
4 CharlesBukakeski 2020-02-02
Lol. Alcohol is always fun, loser.
1 2xedo 2020-02-02
Alcohol is always fun but if you’re using it to escape social anxiety you’re probably not gonna really have fun lmao
1 CharlesBukakeski 2020-02-02
Replying to this message now that I'm drink. I'm having fun and you are a:
Eff aye gee gee uht
1 2xedo 2020-02-02
Based
What you drunk on pal
1 CharlesBukakeski 2020-02-02
Pbrs and old crow
1 2xedo 2020-02-02
Hell yeah I’m high as fuck right now we using substances to process emotions out here
1 CharlesBukakeski 2020-02-02
Hell yeah dude.
1 Chapose 2020-02-02
Alcohol is only fun when you drink so much that you dont even note the fun effects before passing out.
1 2xedo 2020-02-02
Virgin drinking till you black out vs. Chad taking 4 doses of xanax before shooting tequila all night
1 UnalignedRando 2020-02-02
You relate to a foid? Bad news for you : you're now trans, and you have to cut your dick off.
19 stubbed_ankle 2020-02-02
DO NOT:
interact with twitter thots
engage with twitter thots
Reply to: twitter thots
Block all twitter thot profiles AND tweets
15 elephantofdoom 2020-02-02
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1 Chapose 2020-02-02
Thats because a medical professional wouldnt confirm their anxiety
7 Sea_Saf3 2020-02-02
liberal white women are so fucking retarded that they're actually somehow horseshoeing back to self awareness through sheer retardation. it's like in donkey kong when you reach the edge of the level and come out the other side.
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2020-02-02
You mean PAC Man
2 JRPGMAFIA 2020-02-02
Being literally round in shape, popping pills and chasing ghosts - did the Japs predict the rise of fentanyl-Americans?
5 thetinguy 2020-02-02
me too thanks.
5 spooky-stirnerite 2020-02-02
I am pretty sweaty
3 CapeshitterCOPE 2020-02-02
Wash fatty
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2 spooky-stirnerite 2020-02-02
Fuck you dude, sniffle
4 Little_Lucifer_ 2020-02-02
Nah, that's not the fault of women; That's just another person trying to use their mental illness as an excuse to call drugs 'medication'.
3 loli_esports 2020-02-02
I can SAVE her from her social awkwardness and substance abuse problems.
2 Nuremberg_ 2020-02-02
Wtf do they mean by “brain chemistry”
2 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-02
Normal
2 jehehdjdndb 2020-02-02
Their brains don’t produce nature levels of dopamine because of their lifestyle of constant substance abuse and cooming
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1 GhostOfAFart 2020-02-02
Sober privilege.