To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DEUXRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A SUBREDDIT THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
Shaving your moustache is preparing a smooth entry for shaytan to enter himself into your mouth. Next step is shaving your bussy and prostrating your prostate for Iblis to release his djinn into your tight hole.
Sahih Muslim Volume 1, Book 2, Hadith 501—Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah (Peace be upon him) said: Trim closely the mustache, and grow beard, and thus act against the fire-worshippers.
I deliberately don't shave in order to attract other men. Then I get them to do favors for me. It's like I'm a camgirl but they're too ashamed/homophobic to even ask me to put out.
There's growing beards, and there's not taking care of your facial hair until it looks like an entire frat house shaved their pubes and glued it to your chin.
They're mad that they need religion to have multiple wives.
If you can't get your women to believe in you, you're not a man.
I don't need a religion that also promotes child marriage, be it Hindu or Muslim. A real man can leave young girls alone and make older women feel beautiful.
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1 ProEvilOperations 2020-02-04
ISLAM
IS
RIGHT
ABOUT
SHAVING
1 Chapose 2020-02-04
Trannies disprove this
1 Barkasia 2020-02-04
Explain your bare upper lip then khayin
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-02-04
He's got me thinking indecent thoughts 😳
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-04
Beards aren't mustaches.
Are there any other simple concepts you need explained? I'm pretty good at it.
1 Barkasia 2020-02-04
A beard without a moustache is like a foid with a horse fetish. It goes against Allah and there's a 70% chance that person grew up Amish.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-04
Dude...is this a bit? There's literally a 70% chance they're muslim.
Having a long beard and no mustache is basically in the muslim 10 commandments. It's Islam's equivalent of "thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass".
As-salamu alaykum.
1 Barkasia 2020-02-04
Shaving your moustache is preparing a smooth entry for shaytan to enter himself into your mouth. Next step is shaving your bussy and prostrating your prostate for Iblis to release his djinn into your tight hole.
Mohammed Salah to you too, brother.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-04
Tell it to Mohammed, dude.
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-02-04
Actually the koran says you're supposed to trim the mustache short, but not shave it. It is makrooh to shave the mustache. https://islamqa.info/en/answers/103623/ruling-on-shaving-the-moustache
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-04
It's almost like I pasted that entire chunk of text into a previous reply almost an hour ago.
So the muslim equivalent of being an anti-vaxxer.
1 queerjihad 2020-02-04
HANAFICELS RISE UP
1 twawaytrust 2020-02-04
I deliberately don't shave in order to attract other men. Then I get them to do favors for me. It's like I'm a camgirl but they're too ashamed/homophobic to even ask me to put out.
That's what they get for being homophobic.
1 Shadow_Of_ 2020-02-04
No the fuck they don't
1 UnalignedRando 2020-02-04
That's why they genocided the armenians. Their women have beards and mustaches.
1 toomanytabsopen 2020-02-04
A goatee makes your mouth look like a pussy
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-02-04
unshaved gussies offend God
1 toomanytabsopen 2020-02-04
Shaving makes your mouth look like a shaved pussy.
A full beard is the only way to make your mouth unattractive to men
1 foureyednickfury 2020-02-04
There's growing beards, and there's not taking care of your facial hair until it looks like an entire frat house shaved their pubes and glued it to your chin.
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1 double-happiness 2020-02-04
TBQH I'm having an indecent thought about how a Turkish Islamic preacher could tickle me with his beard as he tenderly rims my bussy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 CasanovaNova 2020-02-04
They're mad that they need religion to have multiple wives.
If you can't get your women to believe in you, you're not a man.
I don't need a religion that also promotes child marriage, be it Hindu or Muslim. A real man can leave young girls alone and make older women feel beautiful.
Debate me.
1 killlthepoor 2020-02-04
I... Is that a beardless m.. male?
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Oh god I'm gonna coooooooooooooooooooooom