Shaving promotes Bussification

1  2020-02-04 by ProEvilOperations

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ISLAM

IS

RIGHT

ABOUT

SHAVING

Trannies disprove this

Explain your bare upper lip then khayin

He's got me thinking indecent thoughts 😳

Beards aren't mustaches.

Are there any other simple concepts you need explained? I'm pretty good at it.

A beard is the hair that grows on the chin, upper lip, cheeks and neck

A beard without a moustache is like a foid with a horse fetish. It goes against Allah and there's a 70% chance that person grew up Amish.

It goes against Allah

Dude...is this a bit? There's literally a 70% chance they're muslim.

Having a long beard and no mustache is basically in the muslim 10 commandments. It's Islam's equivalent of "thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass".

As-salamu alaykum.

Shaving your moustache is preparing a smooth entry for shaytan to enter himself into your mouth. Next step is shaving your bussy and prostrating your prostate for Iblis to release his djinn into your tight hole.

Mohammed Salah to you too, brother.

Sahih Muslim Volume 1, Book 2, Hadith 501—Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah (Peace be upon him) said: Trim closely the mustache, and grow beard, and thus act against the fire-worshippers.

Tell it to Mohammed, dude.

Actually the koran says you're supposed to trim the mustache short, but not shave it. It is makrooh to shave the mustache. https://islamqa.info/en/answers/103623/ruling-on-shaving-the-moustache

It's almost like I pasted that entire chunk of text into a previous reply almost an hour ago.

according to the Maliki and Shafi schools

So the muslim equivalent of being an anti-vaxxer.

HANAFICELS RISE UP

I deliberately don't shave in order to attract other men. Then I get them to do favors for me. It's like I'm a camgirl but they're too ashamed/homophobic to even ask me to put out.

That's what they get for being homophobic.

No the fuck they don't

That's why they genocided the armenians. Their women have beards and mustaches.

A goatee makes your mouth look like a pussy

unshaved gussies offend God

Shaving makes your mouth look like a shaved pussy.

A full beard is the only way to make your mouth unattractive to men

There's growing beards, and there's not taking care of your facial hair until it looks like an entire frat house shaved their pubes and glued it to your chin.

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TBQH I'm having an indecent thought about how a Turkish Islamic preacher could tickle me with his beard as he tenderly rims my bussy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

They're mad that they need religion to have multiple wives.

If you can't get your women to believe in you, you're not a man.

I don't need a religion that also promotes child marriage, be it Hindu or Muslim. A real man can leave young girls alone and make older women feel beautiful.

Debate me.

I... Is that a beardless m.. male?

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Oh god I'm gonna coooooooooooooooooooooom