Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
The mooncricket police chief started carrying on and whining about racism in the department, so he was fired(but mr fag couldn't get away with that so he demoted him). The chief recorded a cop saying he couldn't wait for white people to be in charge, and that the donors would have Pete fire the chief which he did. The racist cop in question didn't get touched. So now the police have spent several years fighting to prevent that tape which would presumably exonerate them from being released to the public. He couldn't be mayor of a town of 8000 people without some scandal involving extreme corruption and racism.
so are u trynna get corporate money out of politics or no?
no lol
Aside from openly admitting he loves corporate money, he was also a consultant at a firm involved with fixing the prices of bread in Canada. Then telling black voters I don't want your vote, blaming the problem of the black community being so shitty and poor entirely on being unmotivated and not having good role models(as if poor white people don't also have poor kids), inviting black community leaders/clergy to pretend to listen to what they want and then using the fact that they showed up to lie about them endorsing him for president lmao. And then he just keeps inserting obvious tokens on all his pictures while making it clear he doesn't give a fuck about black people every time he speaks in public.
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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
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1 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-02-04
mr fag is the most based candidate left standing. openly corrupt and racist, he should run again in 4 years and become the republican candidate
1 SlowFatHusky 2020-02-04
How is he openly corrupt and racist? I know he isn't woke, unless that's what you meant.
1 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-02-04
The mooncricket police chief started carrying on and whining about racism in the department, so he was fired(but mr fag couldn't get away with that so he demoted him). The chief recorded a cop saying he couldn't wait for white people to be in charge, and that the donors would have Pete fire the chief which he did. The racist cop in question didn't get touched. So now the police have spent several years fighting to prevent that tape which would presumably exonerate them from being released to the public. He couldn't be mayor of a town of 8000 people without some scandal involving extreme corruption and racism.
Aside from openly admitting he loves corporate money, he was also a consultant at a firm involved with fixing the prices of bread in Canada. Then telling black voters I don't want your vote, blaming the problem of the black community being so shitty and poor entirely on being unmotivated and not having good role models(as if poor white people don't also have poor kids), inviting black community leaders/clergy to pretend to listen to what they want and then using the fact that they showed up to lie about them endorsing him for president lmao. And then he just keeps inserting obvious tokens on all his pictures while making it clear he doesn't give a fuck about black people every time he speaks in public.
1 SlowFatHusky 2020-02-04
This is the type of person we need as president. Not afraid to fuck over Canada.
1 hyledog 2020-02-04
he also supports invading mexico to fight the cartels
1 SkimaskNationalism 2020-02-04
PrEPpy Pete is the most quintessentially McKinsey faggot man ever. PowerPoint mkultra testube CIA lookin ass mfer