I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
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I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "l am an anal vore fanatic". Its who I am. It’s my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.
I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.
It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the party was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.
The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (l don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me.
We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point... I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I saved but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (l still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).
Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories and wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up
The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.
Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It’s really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues, such as my uncle who was intolerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated
No, more is a binary relation that implies an ordering of a set, in this case the sex having frequency of an individual. Adding a positive number to x will produce a number greater than x, but that is just an example, there are other ways of making a number greater.
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2 rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 2020-02-06
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2 Meowsommar 2020-02-06
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-06
I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
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1 Izanaki 2020-02-06
You truly are the king of deuxcels
1 nayytay 2020-02-06
Thank you Kang 😍😍😩😩
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-06
/u/CasanovaNova wishes he could be this cool.
3 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-02-06
This white and bald*
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-02-06
And yet he's cooler so what's Casanova's excuse?
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-06
You are like Letho from the Witcher.
1 mage_gnome 2020-02-06
State of dough-drama when people are willing to show their actual faces for faggot internet points and because they want to be cool like Casanova Nova
6 rsrfy 2020-02-06
>hating on based deuxcels
cringe
also he was showing his face long before casanova was ever a thing
2 mage_gnome 2020-02-06
Slut
6 Meowsommar 2020-02-06
He’s been doing this since the beginning. Open your history books and get your facts straight!!!
3 mage_gnome 2020-02-06
Fuck off retard
2 goldfish_memories 2020-02-06
ur opinion as a foid isn’t needed
2 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-06
He was here first dumbass 🤣
3 mage_gnome 2020-02-06
Your mum lmao
rekt
2 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-02-06
I just downvoted your comment.
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I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
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2 mage_gnome 2020-02-06
K
1 6462fb07 2020-02-06
Your post made me puke. Clean it up Jannie.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-02-06
I came out to my family that I'm into anal vore.
Let me elaborate.
I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "l am an anal vore fanatic". Its who I am. It’s my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.
I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.
It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the party was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.
The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (l don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me.
We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point... I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I saved but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (l still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).
Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories and wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up
The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.
Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It’s really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues, such as my uncle who was intolerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated
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1 6462fb07 2020-02-06
Better. Start with this one in the future.
1 companyfry 2020-02-06
where is your eye and hair nigga
1 collectijism 2020-02-06
Have sex incel he still gets more pussy than you. Think about that
1 companyfry 2020-02-06
10 x 0 = 0
Nice try 🤭🤭🤭
1 mhmohisthatso 2020-02-06
More in no way implies multiplication. Room temperature IQ
1 endians 2020-02-06
Lol retard , more means addition not multiplication
1 companyfry 2020-02-06
this is my world
1 typofreeusername 2020-02-06
No, more is a binary relation that implies an ordering of a set, in this case the sex having frequency of an individual. Adding a positive number to x will produce a number greater than x, but that is just an example, there are other ways of making a number greater.
1 endians 2020-02-06
ugh, noone asked you nerd
1 typofreeusername 2020-02-06
Small chungus reply
1 AwkwardGrand 2020-02-06
Math chads unite
1 jhymmie 2020-02-06
eyeball ass nigga
1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-06
Fake and gay.
1 byobombs 2020-02-06
RIP king 😔😔
1 Vandrewver 2020-02-06
Eternal Chad
1 endians 2020-02-06
Dudes spitting bars
1 jewdanksdad 2020-02-06
Downvoted for caring about member count