Your neighbor will love you when you decide having a chimp is part of that god given right, and in typical captive chimp form, it grows huge, deranged and hungry for face.
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3 VanillaReign 2020-02-06
As a libertarian, I unironically agree with this, and I also believe that the definition of "pet" includes small children.
1 meatpuppet79 2020-02-06
Your neighbor will love you when you decide having a chimp is part of that god given right, and in typical captive chimp form, it grows huge, deranged and hungry for face.
1 VanillaReign 2020-02-06
Tbh a guard chimp sounds pretty badass. Do you think they could be trained to ride a pit bull and use guns?
1 meatpuppet79 2020-02-06
Probably yes, so long as the pitbull doesn't maul them to death while they're small.
1 VanillaReign 2020-02-06
Dope. I'm going to go find out how my pibble feels about wearing a saddle right now. Wish me luck.
1 meatpuppet79 2020-02-06
Will go nicely with the flower crown, tutu and infant crawling all over it.
3 Lakiw 2020-02-06
Where the fuck is the middle space?
2 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-02-06
I’m actually not sorry my heckin’ house hippo killed your toddler. It was a shitty kid anyways🤧
3 VanillaReign 2020-02-06
My pibble was exercising his God-given right to Stand His Groundâ„¢.
2 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-02-06
And your toddler was no angel
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-06
I just downvoted your post.
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1 ovolebron 2020-02-06
Pibble soup