reminds me of that jimmy dean sausage customer complaint call, some southern hillbilly furious over the size of the sausage going down and referring to his wife as a "plump scotch woman", this dude undoubtedly had supports installed under the floor to make sure she didn't fall through
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3 MassCopeSession 2020-02-07
I bet his wife goes to another school.
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1 Ayuyuyunia 2020-02-07
gussy ewwwww
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-07
You just know that dude’s wife is a hamplanet lmao.
3 CroatianSAMCrew 2020-02-07
reminds me of that jimmy dean sausage customer complaint call, some southern hillbilly furious over the size of the sausage going down and referring to his wife as a "plump scotch woman", this dude undoubtedly had supports installed under the floor to make sure she didn't fall through
2 SlowFatHusky 2020-02-07
Seems legit. Southern women and Scotch descended women can be huge. That's a double whammy.
2 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-02-07
or in most TD cases, doesn’t exist. hard doubt on this guy having a wife with as much concern over girldick.
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-02-07
Your "wife" sends you stuff like this?