I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-09
Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.
I feel like society is ready.
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-02-09
You enjoyed front row at NYFW Snappy?
1 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-02-09
lmao nigga you fried, how many did you pop?
1 CasanovaNova 2020-02-09
Just a bit of the blood and bread my friend, I keep it to Jesus only.
1 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-02-09
based and eucharisticpilled
1 CasanovaNova 2020-02-09
Hey now, us New Yorkers like to be Episcopalianpilled
1 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-02-09
smh I'm pearling before swines
1 CasanovaNova 2020-02-09
Did the swine ask to be born a pig?
Did the oyster ask to make a pearl?
Did Epstein kill himself?
1 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-02-09
no, No, NO!
1 CasanovaNova 2020-02-09
Please don’t make this so easy.
1 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-02-09
very good, that'll be all.
1 CasanovaNova 2020-02-09
That’ll do pig... That’ll do.
1 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-02-09
Ramana Maharshi wept
1 CasanovaNova 2020-02-09
Hare Krishna