Let me tell you about the time I tried to hook up with an ebony goddess on Tinder

1  2020-02-10 by Trump_FTW_88

I was sick of dealing with white foids. I wanted to try an ebony goddess for the first time.

So I am swiping no on all the basic white bitches on Tinder, trying to find an ebony goddess.

Finally found one. Score!

I swipe yes. The next day, she matches with me. So we start chatting.

10 minutes after exchanging info like breast measurements and dick size, I hit her up with an important question.

I says if we dated, do I get the n-word pass?

She replies with: LOL 🤣🤣🤣

I says, is that I yes or no?

She replies with: oh ur serious 😳

Then she ghosts me.

What do I have to do to get an ebony goddess?

17 comments

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1  SnapshillBot 2020-02-10

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1  -ColonelMortimer- 2020-02-10

Just offer her some money

1  _Quinctilian 2020-02-10

be 6ft4

2  sh1tpo5ta 2020-02-10

and that's just the dick size btw

1  TheEntertainment89 2020-02-10

You need to be more assertive. Start by slowly typing line by line

N I G G E R

And she will feel so powerless to stop the incoming racial slur that she'll be instantly horny

1  derconsoomer 2020-02-10

It's the fact you're too much of a beta to just say the word without anyone's permission that turned her off. Try not being a faggot next time

1  Trump_FTW_88 2020-02-10

omg you're right

1  YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2020-02-10

u/nwordcountbot u/Trump_FTW_88

1  nwordcountbot 2020-02-10

Thank you for the request, comrade.

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1  YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2020-02-10

u/Trump_FTW_88

NIGGER POLICE OPEN UP

1  Trump_FTW_88 2020-02-10

😎

1  derconsoomer 2020-02-10

Well done king

1  SQL_INVICTUS 2020-02-10

How does one get banned from the niggerbot?

1  15nelsoc 2020-02-10

By saying it so many times that the bot recognizes you are in fact a Kang 👑

1  CapeshitterCOPE 2020-02-10

Get em king