The communist cries out in pain as he creates a virus in a lab and unleashes it on the world via his own population but really it’s a fake virus that doesn’t exist and he’s using it to arrest the Hong Kong protestors and will then pretend the virus killed them when in reality they were anally fucked to death by Mr T and other governments around the world want to do the same thing so they pretend it’s real and start hiring Mr T impersonators from Hollywood Boulevard to fuck their dissidents to death but because their Mr T is fake and gay he just catches bat AIDS which isn’t really real but the fake Mr Ts catch normal AIDS instead but they use this to say “oh look bat AIDS is real” so they treat fake Mr T for bat AIDS but since it’s normal AIDS he doesn’t get better because the bat AIDS treatment doesn’t work for normal AIDS and now instead of a bat AIDS pandemic we have a normal AIDS pandemic but since the gays are already immune because they fuck children they start laughing at us and take over the world when we’re all dead but since they can’t reproduce because there are no kids left to rape humanity dies out but before it dies out everything gets made super gay so in future when intelligent dinosaurs take over the earth they will dig up human remains and think we were all gay fags