Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:

If it wasn’t a goddamn repost

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reported for posting this garbage

I think you knew they wouldn't let you post this shit without consequences on arrDrama, which is why you dumped it here. Cuck

Then learn to use quotes, sweaty

No shit

something something God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he created

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these retards like to pretend theyre morally superior but will literally go into a tumblr triggered fit at the sight of boobs lol